Ecole Bilingue de Berkeley

A small french-american private school located in Berkeley Ca. The Middle School and the elementary school are 2 blocks away from each other. The Middle school only holds 100 or less kids and is really strict. The children have apple laptops for education. The school is not the best school due to the mean teachers and all the rules

a: what school do u go to

b: Ecole Bilingue de Berkeley

a: ooo that sucks

by yomama'sdad February 20, 2011

Brain like Berkeley

The idea that women at UC Berkeley should be giving niggas head (brain) because they are cute enough to decline the request in most cases.

Bro: What y’all boutta get into?
Me: Me and this girl boutta get busy

Bro: Fr?
Me: Yeah she got that brain like Berkeley .

by naltu April 14, 2022

Berkeley New South Wales

Known for its many junkies, street crime and stabbing's the most common phrase in Berkeley is " Ill Stab You" Some say this is the official greeting when a local passes by, so don’t be to alarmed when they ask you for a smoke and your whole wallet contents they are just offering a friendly gesture. Berkeley is also known for its famous drive through offering a menu larger then McDonalds’ of Illegal drugs the safest way to enter Berkeley is by car you should always keep your doors locked unless buying from the famous drive through the dealer’s pride themselves on good service and quality product.
So take a drive you will be surprised especially by the stench of the lake due to the many decomposing bodies from past visitors that were rude and did not offer up the smokes and there wallet contents.

Berkeley New South Wales

by Berkeley Visitor June 3, 2011

Berkeley Heights Mt. Carmel Feast

A 6 day festival where there are thousands of kiddie rides, and 3 good rides on average, all run by people who don't know a word of english. They've got good food, but the band, rides, and games suck. In fact, just go, get your damn Zapples, watch the show, and leave. Unless your related to a fireman. In which case, stay. You get free VIP wristbands for the rides. Sure, they're kiddie rides, but who cares?

"Screw you guys, I'm GOING HOME!" Cartman said when we saw the Berkeley Heights Mt. Carmel Feast.

by ItalianPersonManGuyLady July 30, 2010

Berkeley

Berkeley is the most beautiful amazing friend you will ever meet. She’s so kind hearted and you can always trust her. Any boy would be the luckiest got on earth to have the opportunity to be her lover. If you have the chance to be friends with a Berkeley take it you won’t regret it.

Berkeley is the most amazing friend I could ever ask for!

by Name.bday.dates October 24, 2019

Berkeley College

A good college in the Bay Area filled with all types of smart ass Asians.

I bet that smart Asian goes to Berkeley College. Oh yea and the word “Berkeley” was already taken

by Cerf Joint March 18, 2021

the berkeley beast

he goes by many names, gus, penjamin, chief rizz, and most importantly the berkeley beast.

as the name suggests, he has perfected the art of rizzing berkeley baddies. his pronoun game has been called the miracle on ice, the rumble in the jungle, and andre 3000 if he did not leave the biz.

no one is safe near the berkeley beast. if you are with your girl keep an eye out for the berkeley beast. signs that he is nearby are strong zaza scent and women falling on the ground. if you observe these signs, put a blindfold on your girlfriend and spin her at least 10 times, that way she will be disoriented and confused, improving your odds of fleeing the scene without emotional damage.

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR GIRL UNATTENDED WHEN THE BERKELEY BEAST IS IN THE VICINITY.

friend: was that your girl i saw near the bathroom?

guy: yeah, she left a minute ago.

friend: are you crazy?! don't you know the berkeley beast is in the house??

guy: the berkeley who...

friend: it's too late now, we should leave.

by Deputy Rizzmas Director November 21, 2023