Wisconsin Bendy Straw

Getting a blowjob to remove your kidney stones.

Angelica was happy to give Josh a Wisconsin Bendy Straw to reduce his pain.

by Jim Bob McCoy December 7, 2011

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H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws

A nicer way of saying or typing the word, "Hell".
It is similar to the phrases, "H-E-Double-Toothpicks" and, "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks".

Why the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws did you break those light bulbs in Mikey's bed?!?
Mikey never did anything to you to piss you off in that manner.

by Telephony August 26, 2014

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Suck my nuts through a bendy straw

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

by CianD_05 April 20, 2021

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The sex position in which the woman starts in cowgirl on top but does a backwards plank, creating a deeper penetrative sensation for her whilst the penis experience a shape shifting phenomenon aka bending.

sandpiper: i kno u like it in the a$$ butt u wanna tri smth knew.
elephant: sure, i read in cosmopolitan about this cool new position!
sandpiper: the deep bendy??
elephant: yup, let’s do it!

by dctworker6 July 19, 2022

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