Wisconsin Bendy Straw

Getting a blowjob to remove your kidney stones.
Angelica was happy to give Josh a Wisconsin Bendy Straw to reduce his pain.
by Jim Bob McCoy December 03, 2011
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H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws

A nicer way of saying or typing the word, "Hell".
It is similar to the phrases, "H-E-Double-Toothpicks" and, "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks".
Why the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws did you break those light bulbs in Mikey's bed?!?
Mikey never did anything to you to piss you off in that manner.
by Telephony August 26, 2014
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It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.
Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw
by CianD_05 April 21, 2021
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Bendy Omega

He’s the worst ro-wrestler ever and he stole John Balor’s world title after two minutes and it was John Balor’s dream and he crushed it because he’s a big loser
Bendy Omega sucks

Yeah he sucks he stole John Balor’s world title after two minutes

Wow what a jerk
by Iamfatlol June 25, 2021
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bendy fan songs

songs that go harder than the first wrestling match I've seen
wrestler:*bodyslams a guy from the ceiling*
bendy fan songs:ammature
by raybeez February 14, 2022
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Deep Bendy

The sex position in which the woman starts in cowgirl on top but does a backwards plank, creating a deeper penetrative sensation for her whilst the penis experience a shape shifting phenomenon aka bending.
sandpiper: i kno u like it in the a$$ butt u wanna tri smth knew.
elephant: sure, i read in cosmopolitan about this cool new position!
sandpiper: the deep bendy??
elephant: yup, let’s do it!
by dctworker6 July 19, 2022
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bendy Crocker

A woman who bakes really well but will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING you want. She’s a great baker but a better fuck, don’t mess with Bendy Crocker. She likes it hot and steamy, by the oven.
Did you try those cookies Bendy Crocker made? I fucked her while she baked them.
by Lizard Snatch 123 August 24, 2022
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