Wisconsin Bendy Straw

Getting a blowjob to remove your kidney stones.

Angelica was happy to give Josh a Wisconsin Bendy Straw to reduce his pain.

by Jim Bob McCoy December 7, 2011

H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws

A nicer way of saying or typing the word, "Hell".
It is similar to the phrases, "H-E-Double-Toothpicks" and, "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks".

Why the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws did you break those light bulbs in Mikey's bed?!?
Mikey never did anything to you to piss you off in that manner.

by Telephony August 26, 2014

Suck my nuts through a bendy straw

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

by CianD_05 April 20, 2021

Bendiness

1.The amount of bend, or curvature, present in a particular object. Commonly used in scientific circles in reference to trees. It is uncommon but still correct to use it to refer to flexibility as well as constant curvature.

2.It can also be used informally to refer to less a less literal lack of straightness in non-physical things.

1.That cottonwood is a 5 on the bendiness scale.

2.He had a certain bendiness to his ethics.

by Wordsmith J December 2, 2009

taking a bendis

To take a shit

I am taking a Bendis Flush

by Super Jedi Ninja Boy November 28, 2018

Bendy

The one instance in which a straight, CIS person will have intercourse with a member of the same sex.

Straight dude 1 - "Ryan Gosling is totally my Bendy, I'd let him hit it from the back"

Straight dude 2 - "I'm more of Jason Momoa guy, I like to be held afterwards"

by B-hole bros June 28, 2019

Bendy hoe

a. Sounds like; pendejo... when a white person is trying to convey a sarcastic Trumptardery attitude to their significant other in a racist yet loving manner about the silliyness of all that divides.
b. A limber person who likes intercourse in any place at any time any way....

Hey do you think that bendy hoe came from that mexican bad word pendejo? No honey that's not the same thing.

Does your girlfriend stick to the floor when she squats? She's a bendy hoe...

by bendy hoe July 7, 2019