ass beating

A punishment, usually physical, using crude but enjoyable forms of assault.

Preferably with a nail club

Bitch is getting an ass beating next time I see him.

by Jason Hiestand April 23, 2007

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motherless behavior

when you do some goofy shit that shows you’ve obviously never felt the affection of a mother in your life

man: download yubo

me: that’s some motherless behavior bro

by andreee1226 August 8, 2021

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beating meat

To masturbate, and cum. Many males do it feels amazing.

He watched porn and beat his meat until he cummed everywhere with white ejaculate . Beating meat

by alcrsms November 15, 2017

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Saying used (especially in the southern US) when the sun is shining yet it's raining. I've been told that in Scandinavian countries they say "There's a marriage in Hades" for this, and in South America they say "The devil and his wife are dancing." (Since all version relate to the devil and his spouse, there's probably some older story that all these sayings derive from.)

I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain, coming down on a sunny day? Yes, the devil is beating his wife. (Heh, CCR reference too.)

by truejim October 28, 2011

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Behavior Porn

Behavior Porn is any unreasonable behavior you can't stop watching, on reality television or the internet. Behavior porn is behavior that any reasonable person would not want to be caught doing.

For example: I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that woman have a satanic freakout at the drive through when she couldn't get her junk food. That was total behavior porn, I am completely addicted to that video.

by BuffaloBill555 August 22, 2016

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