blemis

Adjective describing someone who naturally goes to sleep late and wakes up late. This is officially called "delayed sleep-phase syndrome."

Harry got up around noon, telling his family, "I'm not lazy, I'm blemis."

by FreeClench December 15, 2008

bemis

a slang for my friends mike and pat

what a bunch of bemis'

by grubbman March 19, 2019

blemis

The foam scum that forms when you put instant coffee in the microwave heated water. This can be avoided by put the sugar in first.

Having blemis on your coffee is yucky.

by Owl Hawk June 16, 2010

bemis

The most Horrible Roomate ever!!

He is sooooo cruel to me.

by Alan Chu (AChu07) April 21, 2005

beefmissile

A meat product whose shape resembles a long, generally cylindrical object whos head mushrooms out into an aerodynamic pinnacle.

John: wanna have some beefmissile for dinner?
Mary: what? no.
John: wanna just see it?
Mary: no.
John: it tastes like chocolate and money
Mary: mmmmmphfhf im telling all my friends about this.

by yourrealname1234561123 October 25, 2009

Bemister

A queer pole smoker

Hey guyz look at that bemister over there!

by SHledon November 5, 2008

beerista

The slightly slutty young lady that works it behind the malted beverage bar.

I was standing at the bar trying to get a cold one but the beerista was busy flirting with the guy who delivers the kegs.

by perkussive June 16, 2010