beef curtains

the stretched out lips of a nasty vagina that are dark in color.

alot of porn stars have beef curtains to cover their beat up pussys.

by kira l June 21, 2006

beef curtain

labia majora that appear beeflike

I had to slap that beef curtain like I was makin' some steak.

by J-Loco March 10, 2007

beef curtain

Found on VERY obese women, the excess lard that flaps between the abdomen and the knees.

I thought the hoe was wearing a weighted slip under her skirt, but it was actually just her beef curtain!

by McLardy August 25, 2007

beef curtains

1) a stretched out vagina

1) damn, that bitch had some NASTY beef curtains!
2) i had to move her large flapping beef curtains to the sides while i fucked her.

by Steve Poopinyourmouth March 05, 2008

beef curtains

a term for a woman with a horribly morose smelling minge used in Northern Ireland

Did you go at Diane's gee last night?

Nah mate her beef curtains where crusty and smelly

by Roo#1 January 18, 2009

beef curtain

vagina

her beef curtain was bruised and battered by many years of abuse

by scart July 11, 2003

fuzzy beef curtain

The Fuzzy beef curtain is a sex act in which 2 older males (Or more) use a tube to insert diarrhoea into other males penis holes. After which they have done finishing , all males ejaculate, spouting the diarrhoea on the one male in the middle creating a curtain like pattern all around his body

I walked in on my granddad and his older male friends pulling off the fuzzy beef curtain

by Memer tremer December 19, 2015