big ass beef curtains

When a girls vagina is so loose it sags and claps

Jane must have big ass beef curtains

by bratchant May 23, 2015

Gaping Beef Curtains

A vagina, resembling a curtain in front of a doorway made out of beef.

That woman was so loose, her gaping beef curtains were flapping in the breeze

by lickolotopus March 25, 2009

roast beef curtains

loose folds of skin which hangs from either side of the vaginal opening on some women

"I needed bungee cords and clothes pins to keep her roast beef curtains out of my way as I orally pleasured her."

by Scott Martin June 29, 2006

roast beef curtains

the female labia majora and minora
pussy
labia
thumb tickler
lips
pink taco

She farted and her roast beef curtains moved.

by kathryn million August 6, 2006

roast beef curtains

a large beat up, over used pussy, haggard, usually bruised dripping of mayonnaise like substance.

Mikes girlfriend danielle has roast beef curtains, it looks like somebody put an m80 in an oyster!

by Mike Ortel December 15, 2008

ginger beef curtains

The super flappy, dark inner lips of some pussies.

I was eating that chick out last night, and she had some crazy ginger beef curtains. Yum!

by Mostlytoastly January 7, 2011

roast beef curtains

the outer streached out portion of the vagina-especially after hard vaginal intercourse or gang bang.

I beat up her vag so bad last night she had roast beef curtains.

by wackjack9 March 12, 2009