bench that pussy

when a girl is awesome in bed but is annoying otherwise and she pushes your buttons and ya have to put her pussy on the bench for a while and not tap it.
Sucks that she does not have a awesome personality to go with our badass sex life, hate to say it but i'm gonna have to back off for a while and bench that pussy.
by SexyTexan January 11, 2012
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Left Bench

An athlete that does not get playing time and when someone asks them what position they play they jokingly say "Left Bench" because left is a common position title.
"Yo Tom what position do you play?" " Oh I play 2nd string left bench."
by football scrub March 12, 2018
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boyfriend bench

The bench designated for boyfriends to sit on, usually outside a fitting room, while their girlfriends shop and try-on clothes.
Mark: Dude, I hate shopping with my girlfriend.

Ron: Let me guess...she makes you go store to store and hang out on the boyfriend bench.
by yay4me80 October 29, 2007
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steam bench

A steam bench located outside of the dorm Read at Indiana University Bloomington. It is a spot to get extremely ripped with your friends, but be careful because tons of cops lurk there at night looking to feed on young, innocent college boys and girls.
Brendan: I just picked up a gram from curry 2!
Jared: Where should we smoke it?
Eric: Lets go to the steam bench!
Alex: Thats a great idea, hopefully officer Dan doesnt catch us
Eddie: I'll bring Mary Poppins
by alexmace November 24, 2011
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writers bench

located on 149th street in upper manhattan
once a meeting place for graffiti writers in new york city (1970's & 1980's). people would watch the art on the passing trains (it was where the 2 & 5 lines converged)
now thanks to the mta and the clean train movement... it is only historical location, a reminder of what once was.
by bootsy collins April 14, 2003
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Bench Mob

Nickname for the 2010-11 Chicago Bulls' bench players.
Did you just see that Taj Gibson monster dunk?! Another homicide committed by the Bench Mob!
by Hi-Hat May 16, 2011
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bench clearer

In baseball, when two players start a fight on the field and both teams join in, you have a bench clearer.
There was a big bench clearer between the Padres and the Cardinals and everyone got their ass whupt.
by Illinois Joe May 22, 2006
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