batista

An awesome physical specimen of a man; sexy; talented; evolutionized

i.e. Batista vs. Orton - obvious, right?

by Jadah February 4, 2005

Batsman

A batsman is a gay man who likes mincing and taking it up the arse (batty)

That guy over there is mincing like a batsman

by Ballsacks mcgavin August 19, 2019

bacism

pronounced: base-is-um
the act or process of making a joke or comment that is racist, sexist or phobic of the sake of being based
note: you can only be bacist in a group or community that understand its a joke. so basically no twitter
can also be: basism, bacial, bacist

tom: (insert minority/different race from tom), am i right?
Jim: was that a classic case of toms rampant bacism.
tom: you can bet your sweet man-buns it was!
Jim: based

by bassolot May 26, 2021

mayonnaise baptism

Ejaculating all over a girl's forehead. Must cover area between the eyebrows and hairline.

"Did you see what OJ did to that girl! He gave her a proper mayonnaise baptism!"

by Player_in_the_hood October 17, 2015

Burrito Baptism

When you are at church and the burrito hits at the wrong time. The only thing you can do is shit in the baptism bowl.

Dude did you see Sam C in church yesterday? he performed a burrito baptism.

by 3/5 man September 11, 2019

Kanye Baptism

The act of listening to all of Kanye's albums in order, no listening to any other music during your Kanye baptism.

Person 1: Did you do your Kanye Baptism to prepare for Donda 2?
Person 2: Yea, it took me two weeks but im officially a kanyist now

by kanyefan2004 February 18, 2022

Alaskan Baptism

When a girl squirts in your face when ur eating her out aka Alaskan baptism

“Yo this girl just gave me a Alaskan baptism”

by Weldzy cigs September 15, 2023