Cape Bating

The act of masturbating in a salon while wearing a haircutting cape to conceal the act.

The stylist was shocked to realize that her customer was cape bating while she was cutting his hair.

by SM4SHBOX September 8, 2016

Desperate bating

When you are so horny that you can jerk off to just about anything.

My parents walked in on me desperate bating to a lamp.

by Jsummers33 December 17, 2016

Bastion main

When someone lacking soul or skill mains bastion in Overwatch

Oh no. Not a bastion main!

by M3m310rd September 16, 2016

French Baton Twirler

When you stick your testicles in a girls mouth and flop your semi-erect penis on her face while sayin, "Huh huh huh!" with a french accent

My girlfriend has an attraction to French accents, so last night I gave her a French Baton Twirler

by BassSpike October 15, 2011

Alaskan Baton

Shitting into a condom, freezing it overnight, and using it as a dildo the next day

Aye, she's a big fan of the Alaskan Baton when she can't find her dildo

by fatheadlovesthebenter January 2, 2011

Bastion

To kidnap an animal for personal use, used often to describe cat napping.

That little girl loved fluffy until some monster bastion’d it and she never saw fluffy again.

by PooFlavin October 13, 2021

batsoned

A chronic liar. Someone who makes plans and backs out. A person who claims to be able to acquire certian goods and has no means of coming through

"Man that sucks. You think youve been lied to, well I've been batsoned."

by dr. wellington May 24, 2009