Dr. Basketball

A legendary character who is known for his extreme penis length and tendency to buttrape people, regardless of their gender.

Person 1: Have a seat!
Person 2: I can't sit down, Dr. Basketball got me last night.

by 13incher June 15, 2010

Love and Basketball

1. A great movie starting Omar Epps
2. The best two games know to man!

1. Have you seen Love and Basketball yet, its the best movie ever made.
2. Shesh, the only games I will get involved in is Love and Basketball.

by BeeRBee May 21, 2009

Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving

n: an illegal underground sport in which players must weave an entire basket underwater on one breath. If more than one player should manage to finish, the one who has created the most intricate or cleanest basket is kept alive while other contestants are shot. Most players drown in their first match. Some variations occur in EUBW, such as mines, sharks, and harpoons.

Bill: Mrs. Johnson, I'm so sorry about your loss. But how did your son die?

Mrs. Johnson: He drowned in an Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving tournament.

Bill: God rest his soul.

by whOOpshT July 12, 2011

underwater basket weaving

an easy or useless college course, whether real or not

He dismayed that the courses in underwater basket weaving were growing more common every year.

by The Return of Light Joker December 2, 2010

basketride

When a female or receiving male, sits in a basket that is wound so that when released gyrates in circular motion whilst the other partner sits below the basket with his penis inserted into the vagina or anus. Apparently this causes extreme pleasure on the part of the one not in the basket.

Hey eddie how was your trip to Thailand?

It was great man, i paid 1,000 Baht for a basketride and i came in like 10 seconds, fucking amazing man.

by B.R Fanatic May 22, 2008

basketball girls

A girl who is determined to win some may be a aggression some may not.

basketball girls are soooo hot.

by basketball hotties April 29, 2019

Denim basket

When a guy wears jeans that are too tight and you can see the outline of his package in pretty good detail.

I didn't realize it at the time, but once I saw the holiday pictures, I was embarrassed to see my dad's denim basket.

by TotoMMB January 6, 2011