Welcome to Turretner Bitchtels! Home of the FAKE, and if not the fake, home of lying, cringy, ugly, drug selling and, useless sluts. Nothing says Turner Bartels like stolen phones, unathletic black kids, racist teachers, annoying grade sluts that think everyone loves them, weird ass Indians, and kids that won’t hit puberty until there mid 30’s. A good thing is if your lucky you might find a slut that actually has cleavage instead if every flat girl in the school, but watch out! 90 percent of them have aids so... In conclusion if your looking for a shitty school with constant bullying by teachers and used old pussy, Turner Bartels is the place to go!
by Bo111 February 16, 2018
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A person or group of people who are subject/about to be subject to a large amount of banter that borders on prejudice.
Dan: Hey I heard the guys are going to a lady gaga gig tomorrow
Ollie: Aha lets catch that banter fodder outside while it's fresh
Ollie: Aha lets catch that banter fodder outside while it's fresh
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by stelf9 December 8, 2013
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This witty banter can be applied through the use of both text, speech and through images often combined to create "memes".
This witty banter can be applied through the use of both text, speech and through images often combined to create "memes".
Person 1: "That was some great, witty banter there."
Person 2: "Cheers butt."
Person 1: "I award thee a banter biscuit."
Person 2: "Cheers butt."
Person 1: "I award thee a banter biscuit."
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It was 100 degrees last night and no AC. I heard Charlie had one to many and got served a Bartender’s Pie straight from Erin’s savory thunder thighs, nice!
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The old man began to tell some of the neighborhood children about a simpler time he remembered as he sat on his porch. “Now I ain’t calling anyone a prostitute or anything” Uncle Roger began, grinning as he spoke, “But that ol girl Betsy was out here butt bartering before butt bartering was cool. Sheeeeet, I remember back in the day you’d know who was holding the good blow in the neighborhood just from watching where that ho was going to….they’d also have a clean house cause that was ol girl’s specialty. If a person had an eight ball of the good why Betsy’d be putting some of that dirty butt on them and have the house cleaned and squared away by the time the dope was all gone”.
by Nikki Stixx September 5, 2022
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