Barney

The slang term for a bumbling, inept or overly excitable law enforcement officer.

The term Barney is based on the character Barney Fife on the Andy Grifith Show.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 6, 2022

Barney Rubble

COCKNEY - trouble; part of the so-callen "rhyming slang" from London. Often the second, rhyming part is left off to confuse outsiders even more.

Ohh, we're in barney rubble now.

or (more commonly)

Now we're really in barney.

by MikeyC January 20, 2004

Barnes & Nobles

What ignorant people call Barnes & Noble.

Illiterate Person: "Hey, you wanna go to Barnes & Nobles later?"
Educated Person: "Why would you want to go there? It's obvious you can't read because you called it Barnes & Nobles."

by anothernewnamei'lluseonce November 25, 2009

Barted Lag

A stupid, skanky, and/or ugly chick

Look at those two fat ass barted lags over by the big three

by Calzatran Cozotten September 26, 2003

barndog

Slang word for Ecstasy originating in Derry Ireland.

Fuck me! Look at his jaw swinging! He'd need to take it easy on them barndogs

by monkey nash August 31, 2016

Coach Barnes

A big grumpy ass nigga, who does no type of shit.
Looks like a bowling ball attached to a donut.

Coach Barnes is a bitch ass nigga

by Huge D ass nigga April 26, 2017

Austin Barnes

Catcher and occasional 2nd baseman for the Los Angeles Dodgers. He's super cute!

Austin Barnes is amazing :)

by exoplanetallstar May 2, 2019