The most glorious instrument in the band. This is similar to the sound of a trombone, but looks more like a tuba. Most people do not know of the instrument that people with the largest of penises play.
by Turtletoottoot September 2, 2014
Get the Baritone Horn mug.The word "baristo" is sometimes used as a male version of barista. However, that's a case of hypercorrection. The word "barista" is gender-neutral.
by Queen Michael February 11, 2015
Get the Baristo mug.Barin is a name meaning a super cool and popular person. Most people with this name is very intelligent. They will be a great friend if your ever need one. Also these people with this name are very strong at most, and will beat you up easily.
by hellobarin October 16, 2019
Get the Barin mug.Baris is a boy who’s from turkey. He’s a definition of a Turkish monkey. Baris is a guy who at the gym says “let’s go do push-ups” but will fight you cuz he gets no bitches. Baris is also the kind of guy who sprays you with water because he thinks it’s “cool.” I personally fucking hate baris because he’s a Turkish monkey. Worse than black monkeys are Turkish monkeys. Baris is also the kind of guy who won’t fight for his country because he’s a pussy. I hope Lebanon bombs his house one day inshallah!
Adam: Have y’all seen baris the Turkish monkey?
Zulf: no he’s probably hiding from the Turkish army so he doesn’t have to do his military service!
Zulf: no he’s probably hiding from the Turkish army so he doesn’t have to do his military service!
by Baris is bitch January 18, 2023
Get the Baris the Turkish monkey mug.Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.
by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021
Get the Hipster Barista Queef mug.A hypercorrect false Latin plural of 'barista.' Typically ironic, indicates blanket disdain for all baristas of the pseudo-intellectual breed.
1. Baristae are the worst of the hipster lot.
2. Yeah, to look cool, the baristae at Sam's Cafe on 42nd were reading Ovid in the original Greek.
2. Yeah, to look cool, the baristae at Sam's Cafe on 42nd were reading Ovid in the original Greek.
by snellite February 7, 2013
Get the baristae mug.barish is a person that has and will accomplish anything he wants to. he will also make u very good feeling in the mouth.
he is not a pusher on the head he gets head daily
he is not a pusher on the head he gets head daily
yo barish is the most cutest person in the world like omg he is so sexy just wanna rub me on him
person#2: u know i hooked up with him he is not a pusher.
person#2: u know i hooked up with him he is not a pusher.
by Dis for zaura October 11, 2018
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