Barbed

To sign, or have signed, a contract with a mobile phone service provider with severe early termination financial penalties.

Switched to an HTC phone with AT&T so I'm getting barbed by Verizon.

by Wynken de Word March 24, 2010

Baffed

To walk around not knowing what the fuck your doing, also to be easily confused, usually associated with a low I.Q rating.

A random baffed person called (for example) Les: 'Harvard is the Yale of England'

Non-baffed person: Les .. your baffed.

by jizzjazzjoes October 27, 2012

barred up

Getting prickly and angry about a certain subject.

Clinton barred up when Ben insulated his football team.

by bar up December 30, 2014

barbed wiring

A mutilative sex act in which a length of barbed wire is inserted into the anus of an individual and pulled out like anal beads. If two are involved, the penis of the other individual is also inserted, with the barbed wire, into the anus.

When Ugandan militants entered the village, the first thing they did was demonstrate their authority by barbed wiring five local men.

by rasperas August 2, 2011

barted

telephony term discribing an unsightly half-ass aerial splice or other totally fucked-up repair.

when i arrived at the house and saw the greaseshot and j hook in the tree ,i knew i had just been barted.

by johnny February 20, 2004

barbed wire

what meathead macho fucks get tattood around their bicep because they want to appear tougher, and because they have no creativity or originality, so they get barbedwire on their arms

macho dave ripped off all his sleeves so he could show the school his lame-ass barbed wire tattoo. what a pussy

by emohammers December 10, 2003

No Holes Barred

Incorrect spelling of "No Holds Barred" - see separate entry.

The correct spelling means "In a fight where no maneuvers are prohibited"

he spelt it "no holes barred" when he means "no holds barred"

by hatset January 4, 2008