banklowned

The feeling resulting from finally recognising exactly how much money you have lost by taking out a loan without carefully studying the interest rates before applying, driven by greed.

<Victim> Oh my god, I can't believe how much money I'm spending each month paying back this loan for my new bathrooom!
<Friend> Banklowned!

by timelapse September 15, 2006

Low Banker

The most degrading and brutal insult known to man

“That guy Jonah is such a low banker”

by Nick&oscar December 24, 2019

peanut butter banelly

A peanut butter, banana, and jelly sandwich

joe: Shit, alls we got to eat is bread, peanut butter, jelly, and bananas
greg: Bro hook me up with a peanut butter banelly

by SASQUATCH94 December 22, 2009

Merchant Banker

The slightly more polite way of saying a W@nk3r.

"My son's heading for a life in the pits; all he wants to do is be a merchant banker in the toilets.

by gilo December 2, 2004

bankles

gross negligence of ones own body where the person seems to have no clear definition between their butt and ankles.

Schenone: DAMN!
Brown: Dude, Wow!
Schenone: those are crazy cankles.
Brown. thats way past cankles dude. easily Thankles
Schenone: Bankles?

by FuckYoRyan.ThanksForTheTicket July 22, 2009

Italian Banker

Fake sexual position mentioned on Dirty Sexy Money. Refers to the Italian Chandelier, also similar to the reverse cowgirl. The man is on the bottom facing up. The woman is above him, also facing up. The female does most of the work and can use her hands to remain above.

After a few minutes of the Italian Banker she was glad for attending all those spin classes.

by Jack Ryan October 30, 2007

banker

engineer of genocide

Rudolph Giuliani has decided to become a wall street banker.

by mumbly_joe December 1, 2004