My wife was gorgeuos with a killer body before marriage, but after the marriage, she started ballooning.
by Gary Ng July 30, 2004
Get the ballooning mug.A woman's genitalia that hasn't been properly cleansed over the course of a week to month. In order to be a blooming onion, this vagina has to have an odor that burns a man, or woman's, eyes as they approach for oral intercourse. When spreading the vaginal lips apart, one must cry from the odor, else the genitalia isn't a proper blooming onion.
Evan was so drunk last night, he licked a prostitute's blooming onion. He woke up this morning with a hangover, a bad taste in his mouth, and crazy red eyes from crying all night long!
by Mr. Booze May 13, 2010
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A city in Minnesota. More significant than the Indiana city of the same name, because it has the Mall of America.
Larry: Hey, Greg. Where you going man?
Greg: Bloomington.
Larry: Not the one in Indiana I hope!
Greg: Nope, Minnesota. They have the Mall of America!
Greg: Bloomington.
Larry: Not the one in Indiana I hope!
Greg: Nope, Minnesota. They have the Mall of America!
by Suta September 7, 2007
Get the bloomington mug.The act of rimming your partner's anal region, while pulling on their tampon string. Ultimately, simulating a hot air balloon ride.
Kala had a rough night, period cramps and emotions raging, so I took her ballooning last night, and she thanked me all morning.
Since Kala was on her period, I hot air ballooned her to give her both vaginal and anal pleasure.
Since Kala was on her period, I hot air ballooned her to give her both vaginal and anal pleasure.
by Dr Bary December 15, 2011
Get the Ballooning mug.She was really upset this morning. He was chimney ballooning her last night and now she's all bloated.
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