bald beaver

It is a pussy that has been shaved.

A female that shaves her pubic hair has a bald beaver.

by dude357 November 6, 2008

im bald

A dramatic term used for when a person and/or celebrity is so good looking that the rest of your hair falls off from too much sexiness.

Emma: Omfg did you see Ariana Grande's instagram pic?

Meg: Yes, she looked so good looking im bald.

by cptnsw4n July 27, 2016

BALD WOMAN

a woman who is loosing hair at a very young age. May have a shiny head where her hair used to be. Usually has their hair cut in a "senior citizen" (very short) way as to disguise their balding.

Person 1: Hanna is a bald woman at such a young age. Check out that Senior citizen haircut to cover it up.

by LuciousLocks July 4, 2010

bald baddie

A bald baddie is a guy who is super attractive. He slays whether he’s wearing a tight dress or sweatpants. He’s usually slim thick and has all the curves in all the right places. He’s also a little bit sassy which makes him that much more attractive. Usually a bald man who goes by the name of Adam

Damn Adam is a bald baddie!!

by the squatches January 8, 2020

bald mouse

small but long penis ( tall thin basketball players )

sandy scream, bald mouse with one eye in bed! get him out! Oh sorry sweetheart...

by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

Slick Bald

When ones head is so bald that it looks like it is slippery

D: “Hey do you see that guys head?”
J: “Yeah, it’s slick bald.”

by Youtuberkid May 28, 2019

Bald Bastard

It can be used as humour or a figure of speech. Normally when a bald person becomes annoying, people use this term to refer a bald person.

Look at the bald bastard picking up hot women.

by Knightriderx July 18, 2018