pussy badger

A dirty man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden.

"John, look, there's that dirty old pussy badger!"

by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012

Chev Badge

A cross-shaped embalm of the American automobile brand Chevrolet, owned by General Motors.

If a Holden car has a Chevy engine, buyers can also pay $1500 for front and back badges and red disk callipers.

However they are mostly seen on v6 Commodores and utes driven by bogans in Western Sydney that put them on.

Look at my Chev Badge, it's fully sick bro!

Chev badges prevent hundreds of accidents every year in Western Sydney, because they warn other drivers that a bogan is driving the car and they should keep more distance.

by someboredstonerlol October 26, 2012

Choking the badge

When you have your first gay experience at a boy scout camp

Keith and I were caught choking the badge last night. We might get kicked out of Troop 53.

by The Dark Knight Vol 6 June 17, 2019

Attorney's Badge

The most valuable piece of evidence for a spiky haired lawyer in a blue suit.

"Your honor! This attorney's badge contradicts the testimony!"
"How??"
"fuck"

by A smalltown disc September 14, 2021

Badge Cougar

An older woman, 36+, who actively seeks relationships with cops; usually sexual. Badge cougars tend to be old shut ins who watch too much Law & Order. These are women who are not social enough to join a regular neighborhood watch yet daily become more obsessively mired in their hatred of kids making any sort of noise whatsoever anywhere near their dwellings. The also openly & loudly scorn the homeless & disenfranchised. In a vane attempt to attract younger officers they generally have all variety of toxins injected into their faces. Similar to a badge bunny only old. The primary goal of the badge cougar is to mate with as many cops as possible especially married cops.

"hey I heard you hooked up with that old Badge Cougar"
"yeah, she's 'mature' but she really knows how to polish a knight stick"

by minatepes January 7, 2011

Milking the Badger

A term used for jacking off, and sometimes cum aka sperm.

Mike: Hey Rob, why are your hands all wet?
Oliver: He was probably Milking the Badger.
Rob: Hey, Shut up!

by MeHigh July 12, 2007

dead badger

A prodigiously baneful fart. A tile peeler.

Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005