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mr buttersworth

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The act of clandestinely slipping one's cock through a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bag to pleasantly surprise your date.
Yeah B, shorty said she wanted more butter topping. So i tolded her to reach deeper in the bag and ask mr buttersworth.
by relapx July 16, 2011
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1. The front man of the incredible band Perpetual Groove
2. A Guitar God
3. One hott dude
Brock Butler ripped it on his jam of Crockett and Tubbs
by Monty M January 2, 2006
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Butters, Butterz

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Slang, means ugly or fat or both.
1. Look at those butt-cheeks, well "butters"!
2. No Jason, I aint coming on the webcam today, I look well "butters" compared to the picture I sent you.
by Bruce Lee March 28, 2003
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Butler's Wipe

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A Butler's Wipe references clean up services provided by a male after wet, jizz filled sex sessions. The Butler's Wipe is performed when sex juices are wiped and cleaned from the body and orifices of the other sexual partner or partners. Cleaning is performed using a traditional gak towel or doddle rag. While the Butler's Wipe is most often performed by the male partner in one on one sexual activity, Butler Wipes can be provided to multiple partners. In sex group settings and orgies, sex party participants often designate one male individual specifically to provide Butler Wipes throughout the party serving clean up for all orgy participants.
Reed banged his girlfriend Leslie for hours until they both exploded their love loads. Leslie was covered from stem to stern with Reed's man gravy. Because Reed is a gracious, serving lover, he pulled out the doddle rag from under the bed and gave Leslie a Butler's Wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2014
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Butterscotching

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The act of taking peanut butter (creamy or chunky), warming it in a bowl, then spreading it on a man's dick. Then, after the peanut butter is applied, cannon fucking a woman's (or man's depending on your preference) asshole until orgasm. Then, as the final move, felching the peanut butter cum mix out of said ass.

When asked if you want to go butterscotching, there is a certain response, please look at the example for said response.
Hey, wanna go butterscotching later?

Sure, chunky or creamy?
by OmniJesus January 19, 2010
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<adj> When describing a female, everything about her is appealing except for her shoes
(hot girl walks in)

Guy A: Oh oh oh! Her, mmm shes super fine...
Guy B: No shes not, shes a buttershoes
Guy A: A what?
Guy B: A buttershoes, everthing about her is hot 'but her shoes'
Guy A: oh oh...
Guy B: I'm depressed from now
Guy A: I think I'm gonna be sick..
by ukbajwa10 August 27, 2010
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The type of shits that come out with no internal form and that are extremely squishy, like butter that has been left out overnight. It has no structural integrity, so it slides out with ease and can be cut off with nary an inkling of effort.

Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.
Oh God, I had the buttershits so bad! It was so runny that it just streamed down to the apex of both butt cheeks and dripped off from either side.
by Scrumfis August 13, 2011
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