the most amazing person you will ever meet. the kindest, sweetest, perfect guy alive. best boyfriend a girl could ask for <5 caring and loving, he'll help you through everything. stands for what he believes and will never let anyone down. knows how to treat a girl right.
by kordon October 18, 2010
Get the Brandonmug. This man is the love of my life, he's crazy and weird, but funny , sweet, and kind. Everyone should be jelly that I haz him.
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by undiscovered1996 July 17, 2012
Get the Brandonmug. by night_troller August 23, 2011
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by Brandocommando March 4, 2009
Get the Brandonmug. by Cortez The Pirate April 28, 2011
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You can tell he's a Brandon because of the two basket balls in his pants; practically bursting at the seams with grace!
by Harambe69420 April 15, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. by fatherisme February 26, 2022
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