Brendan

a sick bastard who gets back together with teresa and then kisses meridith the same day . Washes his hand in sinks and longboards. has a really gay brother and a really cool cousin and his cousins friend ethan has a big d peice. You can usually find brendan circle jerking to asian porn.

i caught brendan jerking to asian porn again.

that sick fucker

by NOTJACOBDALICANDRO&ETHAN August 16, 2011

brendan

Stupid young man who likes to pick daisys in the meadow while listening to rebecca black. Usually homosexual and tend to have a fetish for fat black women

Hey...look at brendan hes such a chodestroker

by ohyes123456789 April 14, 2011

brendan

a baby back... ?? that is shortly going to dedicate his life to runescape which is gay but in his spare time, he enjoys playing basketball which he sucks at and he cant get none from his girlfriend. (kaitlyn harper)

"dud, stop being a brendan and get some."

by brooke and ryan October 22, 2008

Brendan

Probably someone who will say his dick is a mile long, big and weird.

Brendan: My dick is like two of my hands on top of each other.
Me: bullshit.
Brendan: you don’t know what it looks like!!!

by Pussymaster96 June 14, 2018

Brendan

A god kid who might go by the rapper name lil chick. He is a fucking lit piece of shit.

Brendan is the real lil chick

by CallumIsStalkingYou January 30, 2019

Brendan

The coolest guy there is. He has awesome hair and is great at making jokes. Brendan prank calls a certain woman that called him a jackass all the time. He had an extreme foot fetish and loves sexy toes. The best toes for Brendan are the ones on fat women because they are juicy. He also loves sucking nail polish off toes. His nickname is Jebediah.

Randy:Ugghh, look at her camel toe!
Tyrone:yeah
Desquarius:eewww
Brendan :Did somebody say toes!?!?
Everybody:laughing their ass off, damn, I'm hungry. Simply slices anyone?

by XXX4446969Footlover6969444XXX July 21, 2019

Brendan

A dude that is seriously funny and a person who would set all their usernames as "AHH" and they have pet fishes and disguse themselves as a female so they could be a trap. Brendans are also a fan of pokemon and love roleplaying , they also love horror stories. He also is a big gamer, but overall he is the most nicest person you will meet, but he can be annoying as hell sometimes. He also is a furry and constantly uses "uwu, owo, pwp, and TwT."

Brendan: is online
Person 1: female or male?
Brendan: uh female :slight_smile: uwu
person 2: brendan you're not a fe-
Brendan: SHUT UP THEY DON'T KNOW AND THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

by YouLoose October 26, 2019