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braeden prior

Someone who loves sharks and Lenovo. Wild Combo!
"That there Braeden Prior sure loves himself a Hammerhead and a Thinkpad. WIld fucker!"
by Whitemanhorse March 5, 2022
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Braeden

A person who is both mad and balding
"that guy is totally Braeden"
"yeah his hairline is running for the trenches and he's always angry"
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Braeden

A common mispronunciation of Brenden, this kid probably hasn’t hit puberty yet
Braeden, don’t you meanBrenden”?
by Brenden Feel May 11, 2020
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Braeden Bowman

Braeden Bowman, from latin words Braedothical Bowmanship, derives from a short man who disappoints his wife sexually due to his girth size.
I know I’m short, but I aint no Braeden Bowman
by boomboom6969 April 26, 2024
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Braeden

All I could say is he is not a husband of progress and he is not living by gods word or applying it. But he is loved by his girlfriend and they will survive a lot of plots (where the jealous women get punished in the end ) its called bible studies. Your relationship can get very annoying as you pray for him but then other women end up tagging along(jealous women) trying to take advantage of all the candle prayers you do for him . The only girl that can have him is the girl who is in Gods word with him . Hes always a blonde tall but couldnt bring you the everlasting happiness jesus provides.
To love a Braeden is to watch a lot of women enemies plot against you. They normally ending up losing once you get a therapist. But its tends to very annoying.
by temple girl April 25, 2025
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Braeden

he really is not a 10/10 husband at all. But maybe you just dont have the back up plan or a car to take care of the relationship. This guy does not have a specific type at all . he just marries that first lady he saw
If his name is Braeden, he will most definitely marry that pretty girl who makes his pants feel sexy . But according to their fairy tale relationsip, their life is not the best
by temple girl April 24, 2025
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Braeden

Braeden is a very special asian boy who is known to be the biggest pepega
Hey look, it's Braeden
by freeloader69 November 21, 2021
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