bj

1: Abbreviated term for Billie Jean. An absolute CLASSSSSICCC TUNE performed by Prince. Probably the best song ever and you're stupid and ignorant if you don't like it.

2:Also used to describe when a woman puts her mouth over a man's rectum and starts licking his ass out until she orgasms.

3:also the name of a popular childrens' character popularlly known as "beej" the ginormous scrotum.

1:"Billie Jean. Is MY LOVER! She is the one who says that I'm not the one...EUH! She licked my balls off with her tongue..DI DI DI DI DI *ridiculously fast violion bitty...aye*"

2:"Hey love, want to give me a BJ? Hoho?"
"Well *shucks* why not. Hehe. Now bend over"
*starts sucking on willy*
"EEEWWWW! What are you doing?! Wrong side!"
"OH silly me. Gads I just put your willy in my mouth.. where is your shit stinkin' rectum?"
"round the back babes"
"oh yeah, hehe"

3:"Hello kids today we're going to learn about the body! *goofy chuckle* This is called penis. These are testicles and this is pubic hair. Now let's move down to the genetalia kids...you've been warned."

by Christostorous IV December 14, 2008

bj

bob's job

his job? to give people bj's!

by Kaji March 24, 2003

BJ

buzz job, when the hair is very short and shaved with a buzz cut. this usually happens to guys who join the navy

man check out that new navy guy he just got a bj

by alexander david ray cbc student May 12, 2006

bj

a bagged food that has happy meat

LaQuisha was tripping cuz Marquese ate all the bj.

by Master shawteez July 15, 2004

bj

A bj is when someone sucks your penis and you suck their penis.

Imma have a bj with mi girl tonight

by h2008 July 12, 2018

bj

Big John

Hey bj sup?

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

BJ

1. The little brother of MJ from the crappy Spiderman movie.

2. The little brother of AJ from the Backstreet Boys.

1. Spiderman: "Hey MJ, your little brother is an idiot."

2. Spiderman: "Oh fuck, it's AJ and his evil brother BJ... Phew, at least Nick and Aaron didn't come."

by accolon January 24, 2004