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Beats per minut

Used by nerds to define BPM, often in Romania and Italy. Can be used in a mechanism (see beats per minute mechanism) and may be created by the government.
Those who say this either are a part of the niche meme or need help. Possibly both
Teacher- ‘What is the heart rate measured in’
Student/nerd- ‘Beats per minut mis’
by Khaby Kahn November 9, 2025
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kenny beats

a police officer that happens to make beats.
by thatboi420 February 7, 2020
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Barber Beats

Barber Beats is a subgenre of Vaporwave, which itself is a microgenre of electronic music. It was first developed in the mid-to-late 2010's by the artist 'Haircuts for Men' hence the naming of the subgenre. It consists of music that has a generally minimalist approach, often sampling from 80's jazz music and being simple in arrangement. It's a rather chill and atmospheric type of sound. Most of the time Barber Beats albums have Google Translated Japanese names for songs. Known artists of this subgenre, other than HFM, include Macroblank, DARKNESS and Monodrone.
Damn bro, I was straight vibin' out to some Barber Beats the other day! Straight chillin'!
by sunny d in my cup December 24, 2021
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man want beats

What you say when a male person is being a prick and starting on someone everyone likes so people just want to hit him.
Man:Oi Gavin u twat u think you're well bad

Gavin:Say what?

Gavin's mate:man want beats
by captainoflust January 2, 2009
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just shapes and beats

A games about shapes and beats that somehow got humanized and sexualized.
Friend: Look up Just shapes and beats rule 34
Person: Who the hell makes porn of fucking shapes?
*googles*
Person: ok what the f u c k is this
by RainbowThePerson May 11, 2019
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crunchy beats

1) Any music played at a club or party that make the crowd go crazy with excitement

2) Beats that make even the most wore out person get jacked

3) Songs with bass hits that make your chest rattle

Definitions come from random explanations of various parties and clubs people come from where the music causes temporary deafness. Also can be from dance parties where the dancing is so crazy you practically have to use protection to prevent pregnancy.
Dude, we went to this club last night and the DJ was playin some crunchy beats.
by Sober_J_Bone March 30, 2011
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Block Rockin' Beats

A song consisting of only two phrases: "Back with another one of those block rockin’ beats" and "We're about ready to rock steady" created by a techno group called "Chemical Brothers."

Can also be used to describe beats (i.e. drum beat) that would make your entire Block Rock-out to.
Quest Love laid down some block rockin' beats on that Jay-z unplugged alubm!
by NOVAIII April 20, 2006
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