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british douchebag

Middle and Upper Class british youth. They are usually students but not always. Characteristically defined as pretentious douchebags who wear aviator sunglasses, shorts and flip flops in the middle of fuckin winter. There are two types, the trendsetters and the followers. The trendsetters as the name implies are the ones who lead the way. The followers are useless cunts who have no identity and worship their leaders. Their natural habitat is out on the street usually at night. Can be also found using the phrase "Yeahno"
John: Did you go out last night?
Phil: Oh Mate Yeah it was amazing we got smashed
John: Rararararara
Phil: Yeahno it was really good. rarararara
John: Let's have gay buttsex
Phil: OK rarararararara. I'm a british douchebag
by Keepinitrealreal March 24, 2010
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british

the only race in the world who make a sport out of making fun of ourselves and each other. Heres its called slagging and it means you dont get beat up for making a joke about someone. we also complain about everything :weather, schools, food, work, tescos etc. not alot of people like us but hey if we didnt exist neither would a lot of other nations e.g united states.
Also not everyones accent is posh. in fact only a handful of people do. But every accent here is unique and unless you're from that place you probably wont understand a word that person is saying!
British slang:

What a minger

Chav!

Scally!
by sarah14 May 25, 2006
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Mission, British Columbia

A small town in Canada, which is proven to be the most useless place in Canada. With nothing to do, Mission is known as "skid-nation" or "boring". Mission has absolutely nothing to do. It has "Urban Planet" for a teenager clothing retreat. Considering that is the only place to get clothing for teenagers, Everyone owns everything from there. To close this negative argument, Mission is the worst city, ever. Sorrow and sympathy is sent to everyone whom lives there. Sucks to be you, suckers!
by MissionHater January 3, 2010
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british accent

An accent that some Americas seem to love. I say that because when i went to the states Americas seemed to love my accent.
Me: hi
Cool American: Your british accent is soooo cool speak more
Me: Okay...what should i say
cool American: Anything!!!
by british brunette May 25, 2006
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British School Manila

British School Manila is awesome. Yes just admitt it. the tuition fee is high but that's coz it offers a high standard teaching and the atmosphere of the school would take over any other school any time :P We have lots of rivals. ISM for one. But our lions our much better than thier bearcats. The title of this school may be BRITISH school manila but we accept any nationality (thats why we're awesome) we love sports and academics (reason number two for being awesome). Bsm Is AwEsOmE! it gets kind of boring when you ask a player from the sports teams if they won or not because we know the immediate answer is yes. Our School may not be as big as ISM but we dont want a school when we dont know who everybody is in the year because through out the whole school we know each other (another reason as to being awesome) haha im gonna write more soon.
'Wow you go to British School Manila?'
'Yep'
'Thats sexy'

'Darn we lost the football match!'
'to who?'
'British School Manila
by ihateretainers January 19, 2011
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British Leyland

The essence of bad workmanship, foolish management practices, banal marketing, bizarre financial decisions, crazed Union Officials - fused with genius.
British Leyland cars from the 50s to the Noughties... Riley, Wolseley, Vanden Plas, Farina, Allegro, Marina, Herald, Sprite, Midget, MGV8GT, Stag, Vitesse, Dolomite, P5, SD1, 90, Ambassador, Sterling, Princess, Maxi, Mini, Montego, Maestro, Metro...
Freelander, Discovery, Range Rover, 75.
Oh, and Jaguar/Daimler.
To name but a few.
by cordeaux September 22, 2007
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