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Baghdad battery

A term used by G.I.s, specifically those operating in Iraq, for standard issue batteries designated for use in their night vision goggles. The batteries are often removed from their night vision goggles, which are of no use during daytime or in non-combat settings, and used to power other battery operated devices, standard issue or not.
"Roger, if you don't stop playing gameboy, you're gonna kill your Baghdad battery. Then you'll be in some serious trouble come nightfall."
by Johnathan McCann October 25, 2009
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Battery Rape

Verb: To have your remote or xbox controller raided of batterys by other individuals, leaving you panicing as your friends go online or an ugly fat chick is on the Tv.
Connor: Dude why wern't you online last night? we where supposed to play gears at 10.

Andrew: Sorry man my brother battery raped me, took me over an hour to find some.
by Ledgend 0123 November 1, 2009
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Battery Denial

Where you continue to swap dead batteries in your electrical appliance over and over with one another, rather than getting another set.
"What are you doing?"

"Swapping the batteries over. 2 weeks left in these bad boys."

"He's in battery denial."
by Duff Duff Mc Duff March 31, 2009
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Battery acid

When a guy has a poor diet and his cum tastes like battery acid
Im thinking of breaking up with mr. Battery acid over there...
by Battery acid king May 23, 2021
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Battery Battle

The comparing of two or more peoples cell phone battery charge to see which person needs the charger more. The person with the lowest battery percentage on their phone will be entitled to the charger.
Person 1: Dude, I need the charger. My phone is like seriously low.
Person 2: This is the only phone charger and I need it!
Person 1: Chill, we'll just have a Battery Battle. How much do you have?
Person 2: 33%
Person 1: 15%, I win.
by Squaresvillefan March 14, 2013
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Testicular Battery

The act of deliberately assaulting someone with your, or any other individual's, testicles.
I just got out of prison for testicular battery, after I killed your mom five years ago.
by Sodomy boy June 19, 2010
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