battering ram

When nailing a chick, banging her so hard that when you thrust you end up slamming her head clear through the headboard. IF done correctly and with enough force, you might just be able to crack the dry wall of your shitty apartment.

Dude A: Dude, I'd so battering ram Megan Fox.
Dude B: Yea man.

by pm.mk August 4, 2007

Batteried

When your battery is removed from any electronical device such as a cell phone, calculator, car, MP3 player, etc.
Must be followed by the phrase you just got batteried

"Why isn't my phone turning on"
"Boom you got batteried"

by Charizards November 1, 2011

The German Battering Ram

When a male or female inserts their fist in the partners stinkhole with a mighty thrust!

"You better watch out because i will suprise you with the German Battering Ram!"

by The Fister October 4, 2004

purple headed battering ram

A particularly colourful way of describing the penis

"May I besiege thy love palace with my purple headed battering ram"

by gogggg January 28, 2006

battered

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Banterism

A funny quote or word uttered by someone.

That was one hell of a banterism!
John is full of banterisms today!
That TV show is full of banterous banterisms!

by Charltzy January 12, 2009

banterist

Someone who you have the randomest banter and conversations with.

Leyna: dharj asked me if I'd seen ugly bAtty the other day
talie: gosh hes a duche bag
Leyna: haha i love the random shit we chat, we are great banterists

by Talie- marie October 24, 2008