andrew bales

A good kid with smart thumbs, we hope may some day be a man if he becomes decent at camping

Saw thru that log like an Andrew Bales

by Tier roasters roaster October 19, 2020

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Racking up shacks and stacking hay bales

Slang for when you are simultaneously extremely busy but bored

Jeff: hey man what’s new
Billy: oh you know how it is, just racking up shacks and stacking hay bales

by Goofalicious February 13, 2023

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released on bale

What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".

If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.

by QuacksO April 4, 2022

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Dirty John Bales

The act of fucking a prostitute so hard that she dies(can only take place in 1898)

That boy dirty John bales fucked a prostitute so hard she died

by Bruhlmao69420 March 19, 2023

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Christian Bale

No, that was me. Quit looking yourselves up on Urdabn Dictionary GOD DAMN! You motherfuckers are narcissists!

Hym "Nah, that wasn't Christian Bale. You know the name Hym Iam isn't me claiming to be people in the titles right? It's not a pronoun thing! It's a name! Like the Powerpuff girls character! Except with a 'Y!' Ya heard? I get a lot of mileage out of it."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

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