Avocado Socialist 

The sort of person who's wallet contains a Labour Party membership card and a Waitrose advantage card.

The sort of person who thinks eating whole-foods can cure social injustice.

A derogatory phrase used to describe an evangelist of contemporary vogue ideology. One is often blinded by the vain sheath of their desire to be virtuous and often come into conflict with their own political bias and beliefs.

He was an avocado socialist, with a self help reading list.

Avocado Socialist by Funnel Music October 3, 2019

Avocado sauce

Grinch sperm

Santa loves avocado sauce.

Avocado sauce by Teletubbie42069 July 2, 2020

Avocado fucker 

Someone who eats avocado on toast and does yoga.

Tiffany’s such an avocado fucker!

Avocado fucker by Breaduck November 2, 2020

Avocado Fuck Nigga 

If you or any of your fellow gangstas get called an Avocado Fuck Nigga that means you a wack ass ugly ass musty ass dr. Doofenshmirtz ass fat ass wide forehead ass thick thighs tiny calf’s ass pointy shoulder blade ass big mac fat ass mustard ass chunky ass fuck nigga. you also twerk to mo bamba

(victim) hey brad how was your day

(brad) shut up you an Avocado Fuck Nigga

(victim) aren’t you white

Avocado Fuck Nigga by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss August 22, 2021

Avocado Toast 

This is the most erotic, pleasurable act a man can receive. It will leave you speechless.

First lather and cream a moist Brooklyn bagel in clench worthy avocado. Then it's the main act. Insert ones women slayer (penis) into the drenched bagel. It can only get wetter from here... Once ejaculation arrives smother the bagel and enjoy your breakfast.

Tawanda: Guess what happened last night.

Greg: What?...

Tawanda: I caught a stranger in my house avocado toasting.

Avocado Toast by Avocadoontoast March 28, 2020

avocado dick

A penis that becomes significantly larger when erect. Similar to a grower but the erection takes a long time to arrive and only stays for a short period of time. An avocado dick mimics the ripening time patterns of real avocados, which take weeks to ripen and then become overripe before getting the chance to be eaten.

Kate: "So was he a grower or a shower?"

Erin: "He had an avocado dick... it took forever to get hard, then he came immediately. I almost can't tell if he was a grower or a shower!"

avocado dick by pimpgrandfatherg September 2, 2018

Avocado's Number 

6.12x10^32, equivalent to Nikocado Avocado's mass in yottagrams (as of 2022)

Not to be confused with Avogadro's Number

1: have you heard of Avocado's Number?
2: I learnt it in chemistry class

Avocado's Number by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap January 30, 2022