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Jill: you wanna do some guacamole nigga penis?
Jack: im more into avocado cracker vagina
by weenie suck February 22, 2019
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En avoir plein le cul

French Expression, which means you're sick of something.
Literally, it means "have your ass full".
It's like when something is really annoying you ...
For example, if you're with your homie and you guys are talking about a girl you'd like to have a erotical partnership with:
Sacha: "Comment ça se passe avec cette fille ?" ( how is it going with this girl)
You:"J'en ais plein le cul"
Sacha:" Il a l'air d'En avoir plein le cul "( It seems like he's really annoyed)
by Zeitoun June 22, 2009
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Polaroid Avoid

Someone who is fun to look at, but not worth the time to develop anything (e.g. a relationship or hookup) with.
Oh man, I saw Stephanie at the party last night, but I had to give her a Polaroid Avoid since she's kind of dumb
by Piscineinthewind August 15, 2010
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Nikocado Avocado

have you seen Nikocado Avocado?
yeaa hes ugly and fat
by XximgayxX October 19, 2020
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Mr. Avocado Man

A Sitophilia; a man who is sexually aroused by Avocados.

Despite the fact that he has these deep, intense feelings for avocados, he will occasionally fornicate with his own kind. BUT only if he can paint them green and spank them like a disobedient avocado.

Oh and don't EVER call him "daddy", because that will only remind him of how his Father disowned him after finding him in his room "American Pie-ing" the freshly riped avocados his mother just bought. Let's just say, it was very... guacward.

He rarely goes by his real name but when he does, people call him Mr. Wallbridge.
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along for a ride
by sheonatheshehulk December 5, 2017
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avoision

n. -- the act of evading and avoiding something.
Krusty the clown has been convicted of tax avoision.
by Stanky August 5, 2006
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hold my avocado

A phrase that millenials use to convey the same sentiment as "hold my beer."

However, no one actually uses this, so please do not embarrass yourself by blurting this out in public or anywhere else, for that matter.

It plays up to the belief that millenials eat more avocados than anyone else.
Old Miserable Man: I bet you'll never be able to buy a house after graduating college, youngin.
Young Millennial: Hold my avocado.
by angryangelsandsuch August 11, 2017
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