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Neopets Avatar Chat

A place where no-lives go to lurk and flame others because they have nothing else to do besides sulk in there broken homes. Usually it consists of a bunch of individuals who attempt to collect virtual avatars, create supposedly "elite guilds" and brag when they get lent ELUSIVE ITEM AVATARS. They tend to overuse the "~" (tilde) and add "-eh" to the end of words. They use bright fonts that could make an epileptic kid seize. This is also a place known for frequent, but failed CG and Scamming attempts.
Example 1:

Person 1: OMG MY FQDEH JUST GOT SCAMMED ~~~ NO SYMPATHY PLEASE :* ~ eh

Person 2: OMG NO ONE GIVES A CRAP U LOSER DON'T LEND. As U CAN SEE DEY HAV NO AVS ANYWAY STUPID DON'T LEND! ~ :* eh

Example 2:

Person 1: Hey I'm cool!

Person 2: No you aren't omg you failure to lfie kajsdfka ~ -_-

Example 3:

Person 1: Someone just told me I have no friends D: D:

Person 2: Welcome to the Neopets Avatar Chat buddy!

Person 3: Lend me FQD?

Person 4: ~ ~ eh ~
by abuilding July 12, 2009
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Neopets avatars

A very popular part of the online game, Neopets, Neopets avatars are little squares that appear next to your name on the chat boards (and they are also shown when your username is looked up in the Search bar). They display an image, or an image with text. Most of the time, they are animated. There are many ways to get them: they include equipping your Neopet with a certain weapon, using a Morphing Potion on your Neopet, having a certain item in your inventory, etc. You start out with a group of non-secret avatars, but you can collect "secret" ones around the site using the aforementioned methods. The number of "secret" avatars you have collected will be displayed in your userlookup (or profile), and there is also a high score table where players can earn a trophy and a special "Avatar Collector" avatar for collecting the most "secret" avatars. There is even a special chat board specifically for discussion of avatars and avatar collectors.

While a lot of fun to collect, many players blame the arrival of "secret" avatars for the downfall of the Neopian economy. A formerly-affordable item will rise to hundreds of thousands of Neopoints (the site's currency) just because an avatar was released to go with it. An example is an item known as a "Quadrapus": it was worth 20,000 Neopoints at the start, which is quite cheap. However, now you cannot get one for under 350,000 Neopoints at the time of writing, because it can give you an avatar. This can be very frustrating, as it is difficult for the average user to earn Neopoints on the site, and even more difficult for them to purchase items when sellers get greedy and inflate such items to immense proportions over a square of pixels. Before avatars arrived, many items were more affordable than they are today. One item- 200,000 Neopoints before its avatar was released- has even risen to 30 million Neopoints (at the time of writing)!
Neopets News: "Can you figure out how to unlock this spooky-cute Blorpulous avatar?"
Avatar Collectors: "Look, a new avatar! We must have it!"
Avatar Collector: "Something Has Happened! You are now eligible to use "Blorpulous - Spooky" as an avatar on the Neoboards!"
Avatar Collector: "You need to have a 60-day-old Blorpulous attached to your pet, then view its lookup ^_^"
What will inevitably happen-
Sellers: *buy up all the cheap Blorpulous, then re-list them for 200,000 Neopoints each, effectively preventing your average Neopet user from obtaining one anytime soon due to the demand of avatar collectors who heavily collect Neopets avatars*
by LindsWulf October 3, 2005
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aviators

The most badass sunglasses money can buy. Guaranteed to piss of hippies and liberal pussies because of their military/cop heritage. Best worn at house parties late-night after consuming massive amounts of alcohol and feeling the "need for speed"... but also important at the beach the next day when trying to keep the sun off your aching head.
Oh, and chicks dig 'em.
Let's rock the aviators.
We're goin' aviator-mode.
by ron ricardo October 1, 2005
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aviation blonde

A girl who dyes her hair blonde.

ie. She's blonde up in the air, but her black box gives away the truth.
by PostPunk April 17, 2003
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aviate

Often used by pilots to as a synonym for 'flight'.
1) Let's go aviate in my new Piper Cherokee!

2) Today's weather ain't that good for aviating.
by Gendrik Fillimore Adam Cormal September 10, 2016
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avatrice

A ship name for the characters Ava Silva and Sister Beatrice in the 2020 Netflix show Warrior Nun. Only one of the best shows in the 21 century, and only one of the best ships in the 21 century.
You: why did Netflix cancel Warrior Nun? It’s such a good show.

Me: I know right I miss Avatrice ☹️
by Applesauceisgod January 16, 2023
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aviator

A dashing and heroic personage! See pilot. A member of the elite company of the human race that can actually slip the surly bonds of Earth. They can fly, too.

Old fashioned aviators wear leather helmets and flight jackets and silk scarves and goggles. New fashioned ones fly Beechcraft Bonanzas while sipping cappuccino. Both are just a leetle bit cooler than the average groundling.
Pulling out of the loop, the aviator sent her biplane into a death defying spin and landed perfectly in front of the crowd at the airshow.
by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
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