A guy that smells like ass
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"Jan! You need to remember to flush the toilet! I found some of your christmas asswipe in the bowl!"
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"If that friggin' douchebag keeps driving his silly little asswagon up and down this street at 100mph,I swear to god, I'm gonna fucking shoot'em!"
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Literal:
Product for personal hygiene. It's a slightly moist seriously not too wet, indeed conveniently disposable sheet, though, really not quite big enough, to wipe clean ones ass.
Several overlapped may need to be used with diligent care, to avoid the excess hygiene neurosis that could develop.
But really, to avoid viral infestation of the anus, t's deemed best not to share the packet; even though it was apparently stacked and packed by someone that forget to wash their hands, during their cold sore outbreak.
Apparently a great product.
Figurative:
1) The trait found in the entrepreneur asshole that mustered up the idea to package, market and sell, not quite big enough wipes for an ass.
2) The value placed on someone despised immensely; like when a slightly small personal hygiene product is used to tend to ones ass, and you can't help but think, number 1), has less value than a number 2, if only they were at hand, they could prove to be useful.
Product for personal hygiene. It's a slightly moist seriously not too wet, indeed conveniently disposable sheet, though, really not quite big enough, to wipe clean ones ass.
Several overlapped may need to be used with diligent care, to avoid the excess hygiene neurosis that could develop.
But really, to avoid viral infestation of the anus, t's deemed best not to share the packet; even though it was apparently stacked and packed by someone that forget to wash their hands, during their cold sore outbreak.
Apparently a great product.
Figurative:
1) The trait found in the entrepreneur asshole that mustered up the idea to package, market and sell, not quite big enough wipes for an ass.
2) The value placed on someone despised immensely; like when a slightly small personal hygiene product is used to tend to ones ass, and you can't help but think, number 1), has less value than a number 2, if only they were at hand, they could prove to be useful.
Who in Christ's and Holy fkn Mary's name made these, where is he, the fkn asswipe !!!
Mitso Hey Katerina!?
Katerina. What now Mitso?
Mitso: Need an asswipe. Throw me that pack of deluxe asswipes.
Katerina: Should I wash my hands? My cold sore is dry.
Mitso: Whatever Katerina !!
Mitso Hey Katerina!?
Katerina. What now Mitso?
Mitso: Need an asswipe. Throw me that pack of deluxe asswipes.
Katerina: Should I wash my hands? My cold sore is dry.
Mitso: Whatever Katerina !!
by man.in.greek April 6, 2019
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