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Set in Tralee, this delightful film is based on true events. The protagonists are 3 morally uptight Afghans. They are innocently watching Tv when the sex crazed Gardai police raid the apartment they share. The Gardai planted bomb apperal in the aptartment for leverage on the heroes. When faced with such tyranny, the three Afghans decided to submit themselves to the Gardai's will as the peace loving Muslims don't want to be deported. What ufolds next is a film of sexual debauchery involvling sodmisation, midgets, anal insertions and ,inexplicably, a fully grown panda. After this cumfest ends the 3 ,now limp, Muslims leave with a new respect for the law.....and gay sex.
Garda: You will respect my authority....in Assless House
Mohammed: I WILL IF YOU GET THIS PANDA AWAY FROM MY ASS!!!!!
Mohammed: I WILL IF YOU GET THIS PANDA AWAY FROM MY ASS!!!!!
by Ishmael Sugrue March 6, 2008
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Get the assleach mug.A derogatory term used to describe a person of African American decent. Ashleg is considered a racist and insulting term. Ashleg refers to the term ashing, in which the skin of a black person is scratched and has a white, flaky appearance.
Black person (to another black person): "Ey, man ah gotta get me some cocobutter lotion for this shit. I'm dryin out heah."
White person overhearing the statement: "God what a fuckin ashleg."
White person overhearing the statement: "God what a fuckin ashleg."
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