asshat

A contemptible person

derivatives:

asshattery (noun)

asshattedly, asshatted (adjective)
asshats (plural)

My supervisor is an asshat - I resent being his subordinate.

by Urbepedia April 15, 2010

Asshat McGoolagher

A condescending term for a generally doofy and/or dim-witted fellow.

"Why won't the television work?"
"Because you're Asshat McGoolagher, and it's not plugged in."

~

(After witnessing a stupid act)
All hail Asshat McGoolagher, sultan of stupid!

by CornellHatesMe April 12, 2009

asshag

1.someone being an jackass but worse.
also with a trait of ugliness.

2.Someone fronting without the ability to front.

1.Urinal: morb loves the fatties! lol!
V23: quit being an asshag and stop teasing him about it!

2.Bush talking about devotion of soldiers in major conflicts.

3.Carnage is an asshag!

by JTZ September 30, 2004

stfu, asshat.

something everyone should say to obnoxious fucking idiots with their head up their ass.

idiot: liiiiiike OMG hilary duff is lyk SOOOOOO punk rawk!
me: stfu, asshat.
idiot: lyk omg you lyk said lyk ass lyk hat!
me:mmmhmmm. get the fuck over it.
idiot: MOMMY!

by ur bald headed granny May 4, 2006

Asshammer

{1} person who gives anal sex(2) person who hammers asses, with a hammer

Jim is such an asshammer.

by keith June 2, 2003

asshat

One who has their head up their ass, thus wearing their ass as a hat. Someone who is very ignorant, stubborn or dull.

"Gah! Dan won't pay me back my cash! Freakin' asshat!"

by Dervish April 14, 2006

asshat time

1. Time spent being an idiot. 2. Time pre-allocated for someone to be an idiot.

You'd better give him two weeks of asshat time before the project starts or he'll fuck it up when it counts.

by Industrio Melman March 13, 2003