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ass back

used when geting out of a seat, with intention of returning to the same seat at a later time, informing those sitting near you to save that seat, and keep thier butts out of it. calling this designates your seat as "taken"
*when leaving seat* "ass back"
*when returning and seat is taken "dude, get up i called ass back"
*when someone tries to take seat, a friend may say* "you can't sit there, rachel called ass back.
by oh9seniors May 13, 2009
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assbasket

noun: using an office worker's chair seat as an "inbasket" so they can't ignore the paperwork.
Hey Clem...put the expense report on your manager's assbasket so he doesn't 86 it.
by btsmith January 12, 2006
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AssPackistan

Where gay people come from. Dudes only though.
Girl: That guy over there is really cute.
Dude: Sorry babe, but he's from AssPackistan.
Girl: What?
Dude: He likes his ass packed.....Der. Dumb Bitch.
by CrispyD November 10, 2007
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assmack

Idiot Teach that makes everyone die when he walks past them.
Student "Oh no,assmack is comming..Run for your lives"

Assmack "No! Wait, come back here and smack my ass"

*everyone dies*
by Bounty Hunter April 19, 2004
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Assjackel

Assjackel (ass-jack-ill)

1. A Man Who Loves A Big Ass On His Women.
2. When A Girls Skirt Is Too Low, And You Can See Her Saggy Ass.
1. Man, You Shoulda Seen The Assjackel At The Part, Grabbing Every Womans Ass, The Jerk.
2. Damn, Did You Ever Make It To The Party? This Girls Assjackel Was Just Out In The Open, She Bent Down And God Damn, I Saw Her Saggy White Ass!
by haleymichael October 22, 2010
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Asshackery

A gaming version of bullshit, when it may seem like other players are hacking because they are getting unreasonable scores and have an advantage over the general public in the game.
Person 1: Dude, I just got spawn-killed 5 times in a row, what the fuck is up with this!?

Person 2: Seems like there's quite a bit of asshackery going on there.
by AGSizzler January 13, 2013
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assjacket

Someone that is a dip shit. A habitual one upper, covered in a jacket of ass. assjacket Assjacket
An assjacket is a person who makes up stories that are always similar to others, yet unbelievable, just to be the one upper.
by jpizz6981 August 17, 2015
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