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Saxual Assault

Any song in which a saxophonist over-performs a solo to the point that a listener will feel sexually violated.
1"Dude, turn off this Kenny G shit right now"
2"I like it"
1"That last solo was saxual assault at its worst"
by Chruz July 8, 2009
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assault weapon

*A firearm that is full-auto and capable of firing multiple rounds by holding the trigger.

*Apparently, a firearm that looks "menacing", or equipped with cool add-ons. Generally considered by the NRA as "an emotional response from gun-violence". On a related note, ALL shotguns are considered "assault weapons".
"My Mossberg has compensators on the muzzle. I guess that makes it an assault weapon. Oh wait. It already is."
-me
by Dave February 26, 2005
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ass fault

a violation of etiquette that occurs when the posterior of the person seated next to you (typically on an airplane flight) crosses over into your assigned seat, impinging upon your territory, privacy, and comfort.
"The obese man got the last seat on the plane next to me, and he committed an ass fault when his butt spilled over into my seat."
by FactCheckGirl April 7, 2010
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Star Fox Assault

Star Fox Assault was the second Star Fox game released for the nintendo gamecube (the first one was the craptastic Star Fox Adventures)and has many a follower. It features the oh so popular Fox McColud, Falco Lombari, Slippy Toad and Krystal..... whatever as playable characters for multi-player from the the start of the game and tons of bounuses that are unlockable through out the game.In conclusion it features the capability in story mode and multi-player to do missions on foot, in the landmaster (tank, or in an Arwing.
Finally, as and added bonus, Peppy with, in fact, say "Do a barrel roll".
w00t!!!11!!1 Star Fox Assault was the best game of all time fo' shizzle!!1!11
by Steve McCole February 1, 2005
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salmon assault

A salmon assault is an extreme form of attack leaving your opponent either unconcious or so amazed that they will not dare to retaliate.
The attack is best used when there is an object in between your self and the opponent as this will usually block their attack but is no problem for the salmon assault.
The salmon assault is named due to it un-canny likeness to a salmon leaping up stream.
To perform the attack make sure you have a couple of steps run up at least, when at correct distance leap into the air at speed with your hands straight beside your sides, attempt to get your body as horizontal as possible whilst aiming the top of your head prefferably at the victims nose. shouting salmon whilst flying through the air usually adds comical value and therefore makes it less likely for the police to believe the victim.
achieving contact with the victim in the attack is essential as if you fail to do so the chances of you hitting something much harder then their face is likely and may cause you alot of injury. therefore make sure the salmon is achivable before attempting, remember the higher and more horizontal your body is in flight and the louder the salmon shout the more effective the salmon assault will be.
"oi you C*NT"
"SALMON" - the salmon assault has ended the dispute
by waynerooney August 30, 2006
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Urban Assault Vehicle

A large customized SUV. They are a stylized version of the security vehicles, used for safely transporting diplomats and officials in dangerous third world countries.
by Cool Moldy September 3, 2010
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Assault Halt

The act of preventing somebody from being sexually assualted.
Wayne - "Dude, you were fully cock blocking me last night"
John - "Bro, she was nearly unconscious"
Wayne - "Yeah, nearly"
John - "It's called Assault Halting, Wayne."
by Sustain Release July 26, 2011
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