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Armin Arlert 

The sweet baby cinnamon roll Armin Arlert was suddenly a burnt chip
Armin Arlert by Boatgirl March 19, 2021

Armin van Buuren 

World-famous DJ from the Netherlands, often abbreviated as AvB. Repeatedly voted #1 DJ in the world. Hosts the weekly radio show "A State of Trance" (ASOT) on DI.FM, which is considered to be (one of) the most important radio shows of the trance music scene.

Commonly considered to be a trance DJ, while this was true in the past, it isn't any more today. In his sets, both online and on live events, he plays all kinds of electronic music, house and progressive house, techno and techtrance, electro and electrotrance (if there is such a thing), and the modern minimal style "trance".

The biggest criticism however comes from the fact that he's pushing the worldwide trance scene towards poppish vocal trance. This is reflected by any and all of his own recent productions, which aren't trancy at all, but are just a variant of pop music with a house beat. Unfortunately most people still consider this to be trance, just due to the fact that it has AvB written on it and they think he is the "god" of trance, and thus he is largely responsible for trance music losing its identity and becoming a sub-genre of pop music.

Common nicknames for his weekly radio show include ASOC, ASOP, ASOB (A State of Crap, Pop and Bitching respectively, the latter due to the massive amount of bitching going on in the DI.FM forums during his shows, from the many trance listeners being unhappy with the show) and also different interpretations of ASOT (such as A State of Trash).
A: Wow, Armin van Buuren played in our local club yesterday, that was the best trance night ever!

B: You idiot, that was mostly vocal pop house, not trance.
Armin van Buuren by DJMoses May 12, 2009

Armin Alert 

He's a cute smart man. Armin is my life and my husband. We do seggs every 10pm and sleep after few rounds!! <3 Eren said we dont make a perfect match, but who cares?? Mikasa is mine <3 wanna share? As words say "sharing is caring" no you can't share because I dont give a fuck about you ๐Ÿคจ anyways my biggest flex is I simp and become armin's first wife since s1. Fear me.
Person1: omg is that armin alert? So handsome!

Me: YO THATSZ MY MAN ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ–
Armin Alert by n 3^07 ! March 13, 2021

Armin Arlert 

I love Armin Arlert because he is a seggys bitch ๐Ÿ˜ซ
Armin Arlert by Arminisbussin February 26, 2021

Armin appreciation day 

Me: Finally its december 15th!
You: What?
Me: ITS ARMIN APPRECIATION DAY DUMBASS

Armin van Buuren 

1. Over-rated.
2. To get famous with other peoples good music
Totally, Yeah! right Over-rate: "AvB is god!"
Armin van Buuren by Max May 21, 2003