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Arkansas Applesauce

The act of cumming into a girls butt, scooping it out and feeding it to her.
Arkansas Applesauce for example is when Jim cummed in Jill butt, Jill squeezed it out onto a spoon and Jim fed her the butt jizz.
by vizzel October 16, 2009
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appease your need

'its ok man hes just appeasin his need'
'damn like you gotta appease your need bro'
by st christian the gizmo December 6, 2011
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fat free applesauce

something that is so disgustingly awful that it should even, and probably doesn't even exist.
by emmydilemmy August 26, 2010
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applesexual

A man who owns greater than 5 apple products and actively endorses the brand to microsoft users, by informing them that apple is superior
I have 10 macbooks. Apple is my maiden, as I am an applesexual. What is this microsoft you talk about, I don't even know
by Microsoft_is_da_best March 24, 2011
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applesauced

To completely obliterate your opponent to the point at which all that remains resembles freshly splattered Applesauce.
While Playing Gears of War with Hound, I Applesauced my opponent with one shot to the chest with my Shotgun.
by Mario Baeza August 4, 2007
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Splooge in your Applesauce

1) A metaphorical phrase referring to the immasculation of some person; this phrase was first used in Austin Powers: Goldmember during the prison rap scene

2) The action of ejaculating into someone else's apple-derived side dish.
Example 1) Friend #1: "What now, bitch? I won!!! Splooge in your applesauce! All up in it!!!"
Friend #2: "Yeah, whatever..."

Example 2) Ted: 'Bob, this applesauce tastes funny'
Bob: 'Yeah, because I splooged in your applesauce, Ted! HAHA'
by TheoDizzle July 10, 2005
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applesauce

When the shit you just took is soooo disgustingly mushy that no wiping will clean your ass resulting in crap all over your underpants.
Man, I had some bad diarrhea last night. My shorts are stickin' up my butt. I think I got some applesauce goin' on down there.
by airbiscuit December 22, 2008
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