The Steel Asparagus

A term used to describe a male sex organ of the long and hard variety. Some tend to have an awkward smell but a delicious taste. If prepared just right, they can be known to have a distinct crunch. (Caution: Crunching is not recommended, unless your into that kind of thing, in which case by all means, part take in the crunching)

Guy to other guy: "So my girl wanted to do intercourse with me, so I gave her some of The Steel Asparagus. Boy was she satisfied. (The End)

Guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: "You just got Steel Asparagused... HOE! (She hobbles away very satisfied)

by Steel Asparagus July 27, 2012

Thomas the asparagus

a long slender little hoe who resembles an asparagus. bitch-like.

look at Thomas the asparagus over there. ha, loser

by that boy thiccc October 15, 2018

spit weed asparagus

slang for "fucking your dad"

"hey look its John,spit weed asparagus"

by ur mom and ur dad June 1, 2021

Call me Asparagus

Words spoken by DJ Khalid to mean that you're specifically hungry for asparagus that day

DJ Khalid: Call me asparagus
You: All alright let me get some asparagus for you.

by FunniManHeHeHeHa September 27, 2023

asparagus

slang for the "man root"... delicious with melted butter (not too hot...at least not the butter)

Some asparagus is always in season...

by stimme May 23, 2006

asparagussy

When a man eats asparagus before sex and urinates inside the woman during intercourse.

I gave her that Asparagussy during sex now she’s got that shit ozzing out of her

by Akhan82 November 7, 2022

asparagus rolly pollys

a scrumptious treat. tasty but not a beverage, please dont attempt to consume by drinking. a piece of sparagus rolled in a Kraft cream cheese spread laden piece of bread.

created my the team that brought us cheese worms!

"hey you shit face gimme back my motherfucking asparagus rolly polly"

"where did i put my asparagus rolly polly"

"hey dennis hook me up wif a asparagus rolly polly ow g cuzin ow"

by mitch April 2, 2005