Zombie Apocalypse

The one thing mankind has feared for eternity
The one thing that has happened before, only to be covered up by our government
Grab a shotgun, machete, backpack, and family
It's gonna be a bumpy ride

The Center for Disease Control has issued an emergency evacuation for the town of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- Due to an unknown virus. Between the hours of 06:00 to 20:00 emergency vehicular transports shall be issued to evacuate the residents of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- We warn any readers: DO NOT COME IN CONTACT WITH THE INFECTED FOR ANY REASON. Each infected individual so far has apparently ceased living, only to return to life with a berserk-like attitude. No additional information has been given to us about this "Zombie Apocalypse." However, we do possess the knowledge that these creatures are extremely deadly. DO NOT attempt to run away. In the meantime, residents of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- should barricade themselves in their homes and wait for official instructions. Once infected, any persons bitten or somehow induced to succumb to the virus are to be considered EXTREMELY DEADLY and should be killed or quarantined AT ONCE. We have received word that the best way to "kill" the undead is to destroy the head or remove it completely. However, NOBODY should attempt to rebel against the creatures unless in an EMERGENCY SITUATION. Once dead, the bodies are to be burned to ensure that the virus is stopped from spreading to other cities or even states. This is a warning from the CDC.

by thekid9100 November 7, 2010

Apocal

1: A catastrophic takeover, resulting in the apocalypse, particularly referring to zombies.

2: What zombies will do in 2012, leading to the apocalypse.

Some scientists believe that December 12, 2012 will be the day that zombies finally rise from their graves and apocal the world.

by JMO... January 10, 2010

Apache Park

A ghetto shit hole that has slides where you can usually find the rare gay pokemon Nikeshita and the infamous amazing rap group The Illstate Boyz! Also can be seen on Gangland for biggest joke of gangsters.

Dam you wana go ball at Apache Park? Nah Nikeshita and the Illstate Boyz might be there!

by Mo Weiner April 4, 2010

Apocalcopter

Noun

The occurrence of multiple simultaneous apocalypses.

John: Man, this nuclear fallout sure does suck.

Bill: Yeah, but its not nearly as bad as the zombie outbreak.

John: You're right, get the shotguns and rad suits we have an apocalcopter on our hands.

by Brett Slater November 5, 2010

ApocaSheen Now

The demise and ultimate doom of Charlie Sheen. In reference to his father’s epic war movie “Apocalypse Now”.

Mary: Looks like Charlie is going through his own Apocalypse Now, make that, ApocaSheen Now.

Sue: Yeh, Rated R for disturbing violent images, language, sexual content and constant drug use.

by Smazkiss March 18, 2011

Apocalooza

The long-awaited event promoted by the legendary Knights of the Apocalypse. Originally named Apocalypse, the Apocalooza is a more extravagant version of the original concept, which will now feature not only monumental floods, out-of-this-world fire storms, and epic plagues, but also the fantastic financial collapse of civilization and the spectacular demise of moral principles on every level of society. The date of the event hasn't been announced yet but it shouldn't be too far away now.

"Let's have giant pizza."
"What? I thought you were on a diet!"
"Tomorrow is the Apocalooza."
"I'll have a double shake then."

"What do you wanna be when you grow up, Billy?"
"It doesn't matter. Tomorrow is the Apocalooza."
"Let's vandalize the school then."

by spz! June 25, 2013

ApoCon

A convention for Apostolic’s from the AAFCJ. Sometimes it’s lit, sometimes it’s aight. 75% of the young adults and youth go to find their rib wherever Lobby Ministry is hosted.

Juan: Aye bro! You goin to ApoCon? I heard it’s gonna get lit!
Timoteo: Nah bro, might just go to Lobby Ministry tho

by ElApostolico December 5, 2018