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alonsjanai

She has a loud mouth, and a sassy mouth. She thinks she’s all that , and is very extra. She dresses like a model,she looks like a model. She knows how to strip for her lover. And can get any boy for abundance to be great in a bed.
Did you see that girl Alonsjanai”.
“Yeh,I heard she’s great in a bed”
by Alonsjanai November 16, 2018
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Alonso

Someone filled with opportunities to escalate his relationship with someone but not doing anything about it
"YO last night at the party I almost kissed her"
"Really? what happened?"
"I acted like a total Alonso
by NOTANALONSO April 30, 2019
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Alfonso

Alfonso -
A tall but at the same time short and is very handsome and you need to date him if you ever meet an Alfonso and take him into the bed with you and get butt naked booty bouncing then he will love you he is kind and generous to everyone.
by Peen is good for you November 22, 2021
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Alfonso C

Alfonso is a tall guy, who has ZERO Rizzzz. He plays basketball and has crazy hair. He may seem innocent but he is crazy for the women. But because his rizz levels are low things are unfortunate.
Girl: Hey we should hangout sometimes.
Alfonso C: Sure in Bed
Girl: Umm Nevermind.
by Lebron12345 September 14, 2022
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Alphonso

Mom i think im alphonso
by Usrursidt January 19, 2021
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alfonso

a terrible, annoying person that has no heart and no feelings. don’t trust him what so ever.
this alfonso guy is so rude
by sidneey April 27, 2019
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aljons

The best fucking pizza place in the world. located in Plainsboro NJ.

the best pizza ive ever tasted in my life.

In May 2007 it burned down because of an "accidental" fire in the Hot Breads bakery next door according to news reporters/fire fighters.

What really happened was the Hot Breads owners/employees were jealous because everyone went to Aljons and no one went to their stupid little fucking bread store so they purposely started a fire with the intention to burn down Aljons. They were successful and my life has been different ever since. fucking indians/pakistanians/afghanistanians/ and anyone else with dark skin in Plainsboro who was associated with Hot Breads. Fucking terrorists.

Aljons is being rebuilt and reopening sometime in 2009. Everyone used to go there everyday and everyone will go there everyday when they re-open

and don't get it confused with nearby West Windsor Aljons because everyone knows their pizza quality is now where near as good.
yo want to go to aljons today after school?
by ogleballs January 17, 2009
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