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alfons

A synonym for "pimp". Originated from the Polish language.
Those hoes just got beat by their Alfons.
by Artoscope May 18, 2006
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alconomics

Any mathematical or economical principles or practices directly related to the acquisition, sale or distribution of alcohol.
1.
"Hey man, that party was sick last night, but I can't figure out how we made so much cash? We only charged a few bucks at the door?"

"I don't know, talk to Jimmy, he figured it out. The guy's got a PhD in alconomics."

2.
"24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, that's alconomics for ya'."
by unoit! December 10, 2009
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Allen Penniman

Has not style but he's got steeze.
"damn did you see Allen Penniman? He's got swag"
"He's got the freshest clothes"
by GetGnarly November 24, 2011
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Ailoni

A beautiful girl who is very smart. She isn't only an amazing friend, but she is the best lover too. Her eyes are perfect, they are more beautiful outside when the sun dances on them. She is very fun to chill with. Her laugh is the best and she has the CUTEST hiccups !
Oh how I wish I could be Ailoni
by RipdaBeats December 29, 2012
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Alconian

Alconianism is a religious belief in Char. It is a small religion but it is slowly growing. It is the belief in Char and her teachings.
Jakob: Did you see that new Harry Potter book that Char loves?

Beth: Yes! It was so inspiring. I’m so proud to be an Alconian.
by Alconiansforever September 6, 2021
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Jon Allen

Getting killed in a First Person Shooter, by a cross map grenade, or throwing knife, etc. More often than not thrown on a whim. Lots of luck involved.
-What The Fuck? where did that grenade come from?
-Ha, dude, you just got Jon Allen'd.
by Juamond April 4, 2011
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karlo alfonso

Someone who can be your soulmate, bestfriend, boyfriend, lover, future fiance, future husband and forever baby.
If you want to have a lover, have a Karlo Alfonso!

A Karlo Alfonso loves so dearly.

If you have Karlo Alfonso you're just the lucky one!
by AlienMermaid69 January 10, 2014
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