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Allergy season

Another season the grief/tragedy/sympathy/industry tries to capitalize on.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry (or system/machine) is going to capitalize on panic no matter what people are spending money on. What they call a win-win for everybody is something that is benefitting them, not everybody. Allergy season is just another excuse for some of them to justify reversing reopenings or adding more restrictions to fuck with peoples lives again.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
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Allergic to Dairy

After eating some delicious pizza, you get a stomach ache. Suddenly, your britches are brown.
People who are allergic to dairy, collect turds in their pants quite frequently. They ain't babies, they just made a mistake with what they ate.
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022
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Allergisism

A disease that Eric develops on Sundays, informs his employer, and typically refrains from coming to work until Tuesday. Some times it takes a little longer to leave the body and he can’t come to work until the following Thursday.
“Is Eric coming in today?” “No he hasn’t had his ALLERGISISM vaccine yet! We will either see him tomorrow or next pay period
by The opossum second of his name September 16, 2022
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allergy shits

When a person has too much lactose and cannot hold the explosion that’s about to happen.
“Omg, the allergy shits were real!”
by Cubalincorp March 14, 2023
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Allergistity

Verb. State of being allergic to hateful people!
He had an allergistity response from the hateful disposition of the crowd!
by Campaign April 21, 2024
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Allergays

Being allergic to the gays,, having allergies when you’re around me and anyone else in the TT server
spencer!!: “allergays???”
limio: “When you are allergic to gay people”
spencer!!: “sneezes at u”

spencer!!: “im allergayic to u”

Krill: “ Dude id be unable to go to work cause I’d be like…dimg if the allergays”
by cooper!! June 15, 2024
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Allegification

When your resume of gross/abusive behavior is seen by other rich, mostly white menfolk as being a valuable transferable skill or in some way qualifying you for a position. Particularly above more qualified people or against common sense
Oh, you heard about all the charges against (insert famous person)? Yeah repulsive I know, but at least now they’ve got the allegifications to run for office
by MissTake January 24, 2025
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