An individual who is addicted to White Claw. Typical subjects have a historical absence of alcohol addiction, but are quickly triggered with one drop of black cherry, raspberry, lime, ruby grapefruit, or sweet, sweet, mango.
Alcoclawics are known to follow no laws, crush juul pods, and most of them ain’t grown.
Alcoclawics are known to follow no laws, crush juul pods, and most of them ain’t grown.
“Something is wrong, he won’t drink any crispy boys and now has a claw for breakfast. Honestly, I think Chad is an Alcoclawic.”
“When Brad’s mom called him an Alcoclawic all he could say was “Ok Boomer.”
“Barb learned that there actually are laws when you’re drinking claws. She now spends her Sundays at Alcoclawics Anonymous.”
“When Brad’s mom called him an Alcoclawic all he could say was “Ok Boomer.”
“Barb learned that there actually are laws when you’re drinking claws. She now spends her Sundays at Alcoclawics Anonymous.”
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1. the things that satisfy us all.
2. three things that, if used correctly, can give any person a sense of great satisfaction. Some people like one more than the others, but not one person can say that they do not get joy from at least one of them.
2. three things that, if used correctly, can give any person a sense of great satisfaction. Some people like one more than the others, but not one person can say that they do not get joy from at least one of them.
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I can't believe I lost my car AGAIN on Friday night, I swear, my alcohalzheimer's is getting really bad.
by CU@5 March 4, 2009
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"Georgie, get out of the toilet I have to release some alco-plops"
"Mum get a towel I just shit my bed"
"Mum get a towel I just shit my bed"
by Mike Raphael May 9, 2007
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Dude, you can't outdrink him! He's an alcohol-sponge!
by Fuzzy Nutz April 8, 2009
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Tim has Alcoheimer's. He didn't remember picking up that cougar at the bar.
Sally woke up in a strange apartment with Alcoheimer's.
Tim has Alcoheimer's. He didn't remember picking up that cougar at the bar.
Sally woke up in a strange apartment with Alcoheimer's.
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