Alley Poop

Similar to the upper decker but with a European twist. Many european toilets have the tank mounted to a wall up high with a pull cord which is used for flushing. Since the tank is high it is nearly impossible to perform the upper decker so in order to perfect the alley poop one must defecate on a transport medium (bag works fine) and then transplant this specimen into the upper tank manually. The next several victims to use the toilet are left literally with a shitty situation. The alley poop must be used with great caution and requires substantial skills to pull off correctly.

Man Peter was being a total douchebag last night"->"Don't worry about it man, there was 15 seconds left on the shot clock and I hit him with the alley poop

by joetheshow66 June 10, 2011

Shitters Alley

A bad state of being. Often has to do with ones living situation. Often, an upstanding or wealthy individual who has gone from riches to rags, lost purpose, a job, family, or become an addict.

After my bosses wife and kids left him, he began to drink and now lives in one bedroom apartment on "Shitters Alley".

by Macrent2 September 28, 2009

Adley

The two most cutest and smart people join together to make a power couple! They are goofy, amazing, nice, smart together and theres no better couple together than Adley. (Except of cource Vai/Kiyela)

I wish i was in a relaionship like Adley.

by comfortablepotato June 20, 2020

Alley in

What you do when you put all your money into a stock or option going to become millionaire.

I'm going to alley in on Tesla.

by Wagyu September 1, 2020

back-alley bobsled

Fucking a chick in the ass while going down a waterslide.

Steve and Mindy were kicked out of Waterville for performing a back-alley bobsled.

by ahrnygoose September 24, 2010

velvet alley

It's a fucking vagina

My passion muscle took a stroll down the velvet alley, then I fucked her gluteal fold

by Meimaaron June 27, 2016

Back Alley Brazilian

Receiving or performing a Brazilian style hair removal from and around the genitals using only Duct Tape and a little soothing baby power.

My taint hair was really shaggin so my broh gave me a back alley Brazilian. I’m pretty sure the third yank of tape took off a layer of skin.

I didn’t have time for a spa appointment so I had to do a back alley Brazilian before my tinder date.

by Dick Onchin November 26, 2020