jaehyun eboy agenda gc

a groupchat where people thirst over kpop idol jeong jaehyun and occasionally cry over him.

also a place full of adults simping for a guy that doesn’t even know they exist.
every member is a clown.

jaehyun eboy agenda gc:

A: "i miss jaehyun"
E: "shut your oompa loompa leprechaun ass up a"

M: "what does it say i‘m blocked"

R: "wait, skz is an abbreviation for stray kids??? i thought skz chan was his legal name"

all members: "jaehyun sexc"

by liliaceaesolar April 11, 2020

Sex Agenda

Sex Agenda is a super ultra awesome sauce DIY punk band from south west Virginia who are a bunch of high schoolers who just picked up a bunch of fucking instruments and low key SUCK ASS.

“Have you seen Sex Agenda play?”
“No”
“Me neither”

by Dr. GreaseBucket February 27, 2025

Gay agenda

Brunch and mimosas

They're just trying to forward the gay agenda which is brunch in mimosas so count me in. I'm starving and I have a hangover.

by Nordic Pimp August 8, 2025

Fate's Agenda

Means an event you were trying to avoid was meant to happen to you. In terms of real life, fate is something you can't escape and is uncontrollable. In greek mythology The Fates are a group of three weaving goddesses who assign individual destinies to mortals at birth. So to be on their agenda means your on their schedule and not your own. Most of the time it means death.

Thief: *Sitting in Bar*
Bounty Hunter: Looks Like I found you on Fate's Agenda.
Bounty Hunter: *Kills Him*

by Spider-Panda September 24, 2019