South Alabama Freeze Pop

First you take a dump and put the turd on a stick. Then you put it in the freezer until its nice and frozen, eat, and enjoy.

"Hey I tried making a South Alabama Freeze Pop last night, but it wouldn't freeze all the way."
"You should try leaving it in the freezer for a little longer. It's worth the wait."

by fruityrudy December 6, 2014

Alabama Blow Dart

When a man ejaculates into his partners mouth. The partner then shoves a straw into the mans penis and proceeds to blow the ejaculate back into his penis.

Of course I brought an extra pair of underwear, I received an Alabama blow dart earlier.

by Taintscratcher80 February 4, 2015

agrabating

The act of masturbating while mad

Diego broke up with me and went with Hugo so I started agrabating.

- The Asian

by Glock35 May 19, 2015

Alabama Sausage Wrap

When you proceed to have intercourse with your cousin, and you wrap your penis with a confederate flag rather than using a condom.

I pulled an Alabama Sausage Wrap on Susie the other day 'cause she don't believe in none of that safe sex bullshit.

by bushwhacker46 November 29, 2016

alabama lincoln

When you are in the movie theater and you cum on the back of someones head when they're not looking.

Wow, Pablo just gave me a "alabama Lincoln" while watching Cars 2, I didn't even have any napkins.

by Kurt_Cobain_ScatterBrain69 March 22, 2017

Alabama birth control

After blowing your load in a woman’s vagina you go down on her to eat out your load. Therefore preventing pregnancy.

Bro last night I had to use Alabama birth control with Jackie because I blew my load in her

by FraglyFrank June 27, 2018

aaabacadaeafagahaiajakalamanaoapaqarasatauavawaxayaz

It so happens that when you are bored typing ‘qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm’, ‘abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz’ or some other random thing, you get crafty and add an ‘a’ before every letter in the alphabet.

Hey! I discovered that by adding ‘a’ before every letter in the alphabet, I can make aaabacadaeafagahaiajakalamanaoapaqarasatauavawaxayaz!

by RandomRobloxer#999999 June 1, 2021