by monkeking March 23, 2023
Oh yes, daddy hitler😫
"I support Adolf Hitler and he is so fucking hot"
by adolfhitlerishot69 September 5, 2023
Joe is a 2nd generation German-American and likes to boast about being related to Adolf Hitler for some strange reason.
by azlongboarder August 6, 2011
Adolf Hitler is the sexiest thing to ever exist. Everyone should get turned on by watching him smear ketchup on his ass and putting that on his sexy mustache, unless ur fucking weird. His dick was 69 inches. I mean srsly imagine him banging u from behind with his 69 inch dick. All the jews that died in WW2 actually died because Hitler was to sexy for them to take. He also is an absolute war hero. He ended WW2 by killing the man who started it. An absolute sexy hero.
History teacher: Who was Adolf Hitler?
Kid: Adolf Hitler is the sexiest thing to ever exist. Everyone should get turned on by watching him smear ketchup on his ass and putting that on his sexy mustache, unless ur fucking weird. His dick was 69 inches. I mean srsly imagine him banging u from behind with his 69 inch dick. All the jews that died in WW2 actually died because Hitler was to sexy for them to take. He also is an absolute war hero. He ended WW2 by killing the man who started it. An absolute sexy hero.
History Teacher: That is correct! Today students we are gonna take a look at his sexy, 69 inch dick. We are also gonna honor that absolute sexy war hero.
Kid: Adolf Hitler is the sexiest thing to ever exist. Everyone should get turned on by watching him smear ketchup on his ass and putting that on his sexy mustache, unless ur fucking weird. His dick was 69 inches. I mean srsly imagine him banging u from behind with his 69 inch dick. All the jews that died in WW2 actually died because Hitler was to sexy for them to take. He also is an absolute war hero. He ended WW2 by killing the man who started it. An absolute sexy hero.
History Teacher: That is correct! Today students we are gonna take a look at his sexy, 69 inch dick. We are also gonna honor that absolute sexy war hero.
by Adolf Shitler reltihS flodA October 17, 2019
Adolf was an amazing politician who suffered from schizophrenia and because of this and him being Fuhrer he became paranoid and with the push of the Third Reich controlled Nazi leaders he started a destructive campaign against those who believed on opposing ideals then him. After these events of him being corrupted took place he went on killing the disabled, black, mentally-ill, and as most people manly think the Jews. (Even though it started against the POLISH AND MUSLIMS) He is thought to have personally hated the Jews.
American Idiot: You are a nazi piece of Adolf worshiping shit!
German Guy: Want to know what pisses me off?
American Idiot: That your most famous leader was evil?
German Guy: No! It's people like you who are fucking stupid pieces of unintelligent racist dumb asses who believe the bullshit that other dumb asses pull out of their ass, because Adolf Hitler was an amazing politician that actually did what he promised. Sadly, not the way he promised to do it.
German Guy: Want to know what pisses me off?
American Idiot: That your most famous leader was evil?
German Guy: No! It's people like you who are fucking stupid pieces of unintelligent racist dumb asses who believe the bullshit that other dumb asses pull out of their ass, because Adolf Hitler was an amazing politician that actually did what he promised. Sadly, not the way he promised to do it.
by DaStrategicWolf December 31, 2018
Leader of the Third Reich. Military dictator of Nazi Germany, but not actually German.
Was beaten by his Austrian father as a child.
Was beaten by his Austrian father as a child.
by Captain Alex of UgandaAirForce February 19, 2018
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