across the board

Combination win-place-show bet at a race track. Your horse has to come in no worse than third for you to get $$ back.

"Gimme the five across the board."

by Straight Shooter October 21, 2007

Acronize

(v) to make a group of words an acronym.

Kate: Whoever acronized ROTFLOL is a genius.

by ZOMGKRIS May 28, 2008

Acronyphobia

The irrational fear of acronyms. One might have been in a very confusing conversation, not knowing what they were being told because of the excessive use of acronyms. When they hear an acronym, or see one, they have similar panic attacks and feelings to that of other phobias.

Dude, I've got Acronyphobia. I can't bear to hear or see an acronym, and just talking about it makes me shudder.

by juniord February 15, 2010

hair across our ass

a particular annoyance or nuisance

In the second episode of season two of Oz on HBO, Ryan O'Reilly says, "Schibetta's dead. It's his son who's a hair across our ass now."

by JoIdnew May 23, 2008

acronym whore

An acronym whore is someone who uses acronymized words in real life too much.

"Pass some LBZ, wouldjuh?" inquired the acronym whore.

When you start hearing "lol, jp" in daily life, beware..

by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

acromantula

A race of giant spiders that inhabits the Forbidden Forest located outside of Hogwarts in the book Harry Potter. The first acromantula, Aragog, was brought to the forest by Hagrid during his stay as a student at Hogwarts.

Professor Slughorn happily drained the poison from the tentacles of the acromantula.

by Tiek00n January 26, 2006

acronymcompoop

The epic and amazing ability of some shitheads to combine lame,random words to make an acronym and submit it as a definition.Only the most advanced minds can string together the first letters of a group of words.

Some shit-for-brains submitted PBR as a definition for Papst Blue Ribbon. What an acronymcompoop.

by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011